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Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex husband. My wifes excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16270) - you deserved it (3633)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

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You could compliment her by saying she's the biggest whore you've ever met.

#12 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:57am by RawrrKai

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WORST. EXCUSE. EVER. If you're going to lie about nudie pics, make it a good lie. And there really is none in that situation. I'd be like, "And you think this will make me love you, physco?" And I'm a chick, by the way. I hate when people pull the whole, "I wanted attention because you don't compliment me enough/ I thought you lost interest in me" thing. Sorry, man. But I think you need couples' therapy...that or a divorce...

#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:02pm by TheEpicScrewup

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