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Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58495) - you deserved it (5098)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

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Shoulda rubbed her nose in it and told her she was bad.

#21 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:20pm by derailed

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+5

LOST is on, forget about it.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 2:34pm by carlin420

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