Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38737) - you totally deserved it (3035)
On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - France (Ile-de-France)
Remember the breath mints or mouth wash next time...just if that 'was' the reason. Hehe.
It wouldn't hurt to be cautious. =)
#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 10:37pm by Tiney
This site would be way better if people wouldn't just make up random stories and acting like it really happened.
/sigh.
#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:28am by GodsGoodHumor
grab a spoon and save some chunks for a late night snack.
#6 - On 02/07/2009 at 8:38am by yummyinmytummy
I think you should practice a bit more on kissing next time, she was probably really disgusted by your kissing ability.
#8 - On 02/14/2009 at 9:13pm by That Guy
I tried french kissing my new Asian girlfriend so many times, everyday for two weeks since we met we do kiss and play with lips but when I go to put my tongue further she blocks it with her teeth.
I asked her why after attempting it three days in a row...she said that when her and her ex tried french kissing she vomited she is scared to try it again but I know that slowly I am accomplish this goal of mine she is from Asia, and I think Asian men do not know how to kiss properly and she got a bad experience so I have to train her (with all my pleasure) she is very hot.
She is a very amazing girl love her to death.
#10 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:22pm by TonyM
maybe you ate something earlier that she was allergic to... ??
#13 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:24pm by swimchica
lol i know somebody who told me a guy that was strictly her friend tried to kiss her and she puked outside the car they were in. it totally happens #4
#14 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:08pm by x0x_KissOfDeath
after my parents first date my (sober) mother vomited, they've been together for over 25 years
#15 - On 03/18/2009 at 5:48pm by LancomePowder
lol. like on South Park. only they never really got to the kissing stage...
#16 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:56pm by Dimaranien
i did that to someone just this summer; happens all the time.
#17 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:48am by roflcopters
#15 Thats crazy, I would be grossed out that she vomited and embarrassed if I vomited.
Also some people throw up when they are nervous (luckily I just laugh like a loony) so maybe she was really happy but scared. Unless she was like "GROSS!" and then vomited you really don't know until you ask.
Ouch Dude that really sucks.
#23 you're a ditz. Like really?
#21 you're amazing.
#s 16&20 Me too.
#4if no one lied this site wouldn't be half as popular.
#39 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:26pm by EpicFail_fml
Ouch. That kind of sucks. Yet it's so funny at the same time.. Haha. Sorry, man.
#24 - On 05/26/2009 at 4:12pm by shabanana9
She might have been nervous. Or did you stick her tongue so far down her throat to cause a gag reflex.
#27 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:37pm by Alexgoesfml
Awww I'm sorry! That sucks. I did that to my guy friend when I was drunk once but made it to the bathroom so he didn't see. I wasn't grossed out I was just sick from drinking. Maybe this is the case with her?
Aaahhh can you say...south park?? Haha fyl though fosho
#29 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:14am by girlnamedkris
hahaha you are probably so ugly you need to get a girl dead drunk before shell go near year
your life is totally fucked!!!
same thing kinda happened with me and my current bf. It was before we went out, and he'd been kissing me for about 2 weeks and i hadnt kissed him back, well, the one day i did, we celebrated by making out for the rest of the night, the minute i got home I had the worst sickness bug ever. And I gave it to him. Poor dude XD
#32 - On 07/28/2009 at 4:45pm by KellykopterXD
#10...... Wtf? No one cares about you and your 'amazing girl'... God.
#43 - On 12/09/2009 at 3:43pm by PrincessAlyXOXO
