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Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72408) - you deserved it (7014)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

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That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

#3 - On 02/05/2009 at 5:20am by O_0

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tic tac is your friend

#5 - On 02/05/2009 at 9:15am by csigabajnok

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