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Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20714) - you deserved it (10411)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by blahppl14 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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This can't be the first stupid, immature, heartless thing he's ever done. YDI for dating such a worthless d-bag without realizing that it would come back and bite you in the ass. If you didn't know him well enough to know what a piece of sh** he is, then YDI for giving naked pictures to someone you didn't know that well. If you've ever participated in or laughed at the ways he's abused other people in the past, then YDI 50 times over for being stupid, immature, and heartless yourself.

#10 - On 12/27/2009 at 3:57am by Icarus3

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photoshop his face on trannie bodies... and send them through the net and his family saying "Ive been keeping a secret.. I wanna be a woman...' fyl for having a jerk for an ex, fhl for being a druggie and ydi for having nudes regardless or age and past realtion with the boy...

#3 - On 12/27/2009 at 3:13am by daydreamstar

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