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Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 3:47pm - love - by Vicky - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

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I'm sure that made a lovely piercing.

#1 - On 12/26/2009 at 5:19pm by poopy910

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Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd

#9 - On 12/26/2009 at 5:34pm by sumdizzyfoo

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