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Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19526) - you deserved it (2653)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:58am - love - by Surfinbird09 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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Suck to be you. xP How do you know it isn't her home phone she's talking about eh?

#2 - On 12/20/2009 at 2:06pm by Elf_My_Life

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No one's answering her calls --> her phone may be broken

#13 - On 12/20/2009 at 2:25pm by xenomorph

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