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Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27746) - you deserved it (2399)

On 12/19/2009 at 2:48am - love - by musicyman55 (man) - United States (California)

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Wow, never really heard of a "friend" dump... Guess she wanted to cut you out of her life completley!

#3 - On 12/19/2009 at 10:13am by Starfire22

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I kinda did that recently :/ I broke up with a guy and said I'd be friends with him then a few days later I decided we shouldn't be friends. what happened was that he was trying to hard to get me back and it made me uncomfortable. maybe she felt that way too?

#42 - On 12/20/2009 at 2:54am by pinkkluna

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