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Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25320) - you deserved it (2253)

On 12/19/2009 at 2:48am - love - by musicyman55 (man) - United States (California)

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Wow, never really heard of a "friend" dump... Guess she wanted to cut you out of her life completley!

#3 - On 12/19/2009 at 10:13am by Starfire22

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Let's just be friends ... not.

#7 - On 12/19/2009 at 10:31am by farmgirl

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