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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41034) - you deserved it (3221)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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DUMP HIM NOW!

#1 - On 12/16/2009 at 5:35pm by georgiegirl

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GET OUT, CHEAT ON HIS WIFE? POOR WOMAN THAT MARRIES HIM! Find someone who isnt attachted at the umbilical cord to their racist parents and will marry you despite what people think

#7 - On 12/16/2009 at 5:50pm by blackturquoise08

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