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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (2137)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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