Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML

by eww657 / 12/16/2009 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest) / Love

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  • So? He can still play in the mud.

    #2 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:08pm by allmidnighteyes

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  • I think the diarrhea addition was a clever ploy to detract our attention away from what they did to their children in order to get that away time.

    I'm onto you, OP.

    #26 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:50pm by allmidnighteyes

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