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Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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On 12/16/2009 at 1:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P

#4 - On 12/16/2009 at 7:16am by baby_gurl2405

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Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her.

Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!

#9 - On 12/16/2009 at 8:57am by perdix

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