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Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P
Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her.
Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 November 2014