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Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6759) - you deserved it (18265)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

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You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly

#11 - On 03/09/2009 at 11:39pm by Tenma_Hakase

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First, he is the only man to fall in love with you. Sounds like you have personality problems and/or are hideous. Now you say he's bald. This is why no one has loved you. Someone falls in love with you and you immediately lash out at physical defects. So now i know you have a horrible personality, not necessarily hideous. You are a bad person.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm by Sk00mba

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