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Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (7961)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.

#4 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:12pm by krnmafia92

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That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck

#2 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:05pm by xXmoses_rocksXx

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