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Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

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LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"

#5 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:14am by peroxideprincess

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You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.

#26 - On 12/15/2009 at 12:34pm by APenguin

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