Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9921) - you totally deserved it (16770)
On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)
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YDI for trying to hook up with a fatty, gross
(+3)Believe it or not, some fat girls do have nice personalities, some are royal bitches but some are good people. Also some lads prefer personality over looks, not all but there are some.
#15 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:52am by ZombieKnickers
(0)How the hell are you supposed to bone a girl in her personality?
#37 - On 12/15/2009 at 2:51pm by Hellcrapdamn
(0)Thank you #15.
I don't want to have to look at lard rolls jiggling when I have sex. I personally find that a turn-off. But maybe some people like the extra spaces it provides when vaginal sex starts getting old, I don't know.
(+2)@42: Agreed. There are tons of overweight girls I find beautiful/hot. I have a preference for thin girls, but overweight does not automatically mean unattractive.
Overweight girls are much more fun to snuggle with, anyway. :)
#54 - On 12/15/2009 at 6:15pm by potatopeeler
(-1)My apologies 42, you are completely right. I knew there was something wrong with how I worded my response. I know many overweight girls who are completely stunning, I was just trying to make a short reply, it completely slipped my mind to include it.
#56 - On 12/15/2009 at 6:34pm by ZombieKnickers
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When snuggling with a heavier girl after you can use them like a bean bag chair while watching TV or something.
(0)@ 91 WTF is an arsehole? Is that like a mudhole?
#104 - On 12/16/2009 at 5:14pm by donkey_hang_down
(+1)Arse = bum, backside, or American "ass". Arse is the original word from which you take ass. So Arsehole is Asshole, Arsehole.
(0)#42, while you are right for many guys, I have to disagree. Some guys actually DO find personality much more meaningful than looks. The looks do mean something, though, in the end. If they're extremely obese, that obviously shows that they can't take care of their own bodies, which wouldn't be a good thing to consider if you want them to be responsible in a relationship. Just my thoughts.
#108 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:18pm by CrispyYoshi
(0)Mudhole puts the mud on the helmet! Then she can taste her own chocolate hearts
#114 - On 12/17/2009 at 12:41pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)im not exactly thin, but i have a boyfriend who loves me mostly for my personality, he said he could care less what i look like
#117 - On 12/18/2009 at 4:56pm by wickeddrummajor
(0)You're so right. I'm tall, athletic and truly pretty, but I'm not thin by any means. I'm not even big, by standards of those who AREN'T dickweeds, and my boyfriend is happy with how I look. Big can equal beautiful. Just for the record. I want one of these guys to go through a Lane Bryant catalogue and honestly tell me one of the models isn't gorgeous.
#121 - On 12/21/2009 at 4:03pm by callxmexlovex13
(-1) I've always wanted to do this...
SECOND!
Oops... Dang it!
#3 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:58am by jpgray1982
(+1)LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"
#6 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:14am by peroxideprincess
(+1)Right, but dating and eating have the same numeric code (I think, I don't use that anymore), and then at the end, you can choose if that's the word you want or not (like "of" and "me" or "kiss" and "lips" or "fat" and "eat") I can see how this happened.
However, I don't see how this was really an insult, even if the chick was larger...
#9 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:23am by just_me_tmp
(0)She may have thought that he was taking a stab at her weight, which most fat chicks take offense to, so it may have ruined any chance he had with her. It probably shouldn't be an FML though because he probably doesn't care about her if all he wants to do is hook up.
(+4)I still have an old school cell phone. Definitely possible, all he has to do is hit 3 twice instead of once. Not everyone has an iPhone, asshole.
(0)He may have mispelled the word and then it autochecked. I remember i sent a text involving scrotum instead of sceptum. On an iphone. Get over it and eat a sammich or go get a peruvian lapdance laddies!
#112 - On 12/17/2009 at 2:37am by Mustardnight
omg, that's terrible. I hope you can explain it to her... I have an overweight friend named Heather, and whenever I text her, her name comes up as 'heavier', so I've learned to spell check every time!
#8 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:21am by Mommy_K
(+1)I guess it never occurred to you that he might actually like her? Not everyone goes just by looks. Some people actually care about personality.
(+7)God that line is so lame. Ever think the girl IS pretty? Some guys don't want an bony twig, always whining about her weight, eating salad, jamming her finger down her throat in the Chili's bathroom five minutes after dessert, and connnnnnstantly asking 'do i look faaaaat in these jeans?'
Maybe he decided to ditch his usual laxative-chugging hook up and go hang out with a girl who eats mashed potatoes and knows how to have a good time.
#30 - On 12/15/2009 at 1:15pm by olivejuice001
(+1)I'm really skinny and I've never done any of those things. Your jealousy for thin girls is showing...
#61 - On 12/15/2009 at 7:20pm by kaleid0scopeEyes
(+1)same here im skinny but its not like im bony or anything
and i love mashed potatoes :P
#74 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:49pm by purplepickle
(0)#30 is a fatso. *lol*
Why is it that fatties always get angry about getting called fat BUT think it's perfectly normal to say that thin girls are all "twigs" and that they're "jamming her fingers down her throats"???
Ever occurred to you, fattie, that the majority of the thin girls are just happily healthy and exercising??
If white people complained about being treated with racism but said it was okay to treat black people in a racist way, everybody sane would agree it's a disgusting way to think, hopefully. So why when a fattie attacks thin chicks it's okay because it's not racial??
Lack of self-esteem is no good reason to insult others, drag your fat ass to the gym if you hate it that much!!
(0)You are an arsehole, mate, you obviously realise it's wrong to pick on people because of a physical trait, re your white/black analogy, but you continue to be abusive to overweight people. You are not just an arsehole, you are *choosing* to be an arsehole, and that is way worse.
(0)To boatkicker, I'm glad you are ok now and happy with yourself, but what is "normal looking"? There are so many varieties of body shape/look that there should not be one standard that is considered normal.
(0)now your also complaining about name calling, even tho ur insulting 30. you say oh well twig is an insult. your a hypocrite you asshole
#118 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:00pm by wickeddrummajor
(0)ever think she's not jealous? god, all the people who've commented on this post are jerks. I'm thin, but I think it's retarded the way thin girls treat overweight girls. some people aren't built that way, and won't ever be a size 0 (which is way too small, in my opinion). overweight girls also shouldn't be bitches to thin ones. either way, you girls need to get over yourselves.
#132 - On 02/23/2010 at 8:19pm by rosesareblue15
(0)Moenoemoe, my mother used to be vey obese, but she had health problems. She exercised daily and ate very healthily but it didn't do any good. Really, don't make assumptions about people like that. Bastard.
(+1)You should take her out to fat at a nice restaurant, maybe in to the mother if there's any good mother out, maybe you can take her good that night, lips her he you know what i mean. He you ask of, that's what I'd do.
#17 - On 12/15/2009 at 12:17pm by Sure_Thing
(0)Maybe, but it lacks a certain pizazz and style! Besides, isn't it 1931? Great year, 1931. Great year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1931
(0)This has put me in a relax, good mood before the finals. and after reading #8's comment, I felt even better.
(+8)You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.
(+1)Make it work in your favor. Claim you were talking dirty but failed a little.
#27 - On 12/15/2009 at 12:39pm by CaptainAtMan
(+1)"Well, you could do a 1,000 chicks for $50 a piece. Or, or 50 really, REALLY fat chicks for $1,000.
What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love, too, but they gotta pay."
#28 - On 12/15/2009 at 12:41pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
(0)Oh, Assumptive text- you are the cause of so many misunderstandings.
#32 - On 12/15/2009 at 1:28pm by alwaysalady
(0)That's a bad deal, because as long as she isn't too fat, big girls can be alot of fun, re-type the text, make sure you get it right this time, and try again.
(+1)hmm, you should've proofread your text before you sent it out...
#39 - On 12/15/2009 at 4:13pm by undoubtedlyme
(-2)LOL, agreed here, little_otter. The fatties are burying some of the comments that make them feel bad. He's a chubby chaser who really means "have a quickie with" when he says "hook up with". Thin girls aren't always bony and often love mashed potatoes. Get real people. No one really likes those rolls and double chins, no matter which gentle words you use to describe certain people. Sure, some thin girls are "twigs" but at least they won't crush a guy if they sit on him and ...they might be more flexible. :p Something to consider. Really though, good health and enough stamina to survive if you ever need to run for your life is pretty important...
(0)Yes because only skinny people have stamina and good health...
You should try taking an Anatomy class. It doesn't matter your size. I know a lot of heavier people that can outrun and last longer than some of the thinner people.
#75 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:38pm by betseyville
I like how you say you don't talk about your weight, but find a way to slip in that you're "5'2 and 110 pounds."
not everyone is jealous of skinny girls. beauty comes in all shapes and forms, and loving yourself is what's truly sexy.
of course, you have to be over the age of 14 to understand that, and the majority of FML users are about 12, so this is a pointless argument to pick.
#85 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:06am by Sam_Licker81
(0)My phone does that too lmao, it's been done several times...
#47 - On 12/15/2009 at 5:31pm by hellokimmiee
(0)Haha omg I'm sorry but that's funny. I said ur life is fcked but I'm over weight and if I would have got that from a guy I was messing around with I would just laugh!
#48 - On 12/15/2009 at 5:26pm by rocker_girl_45
(+2)I feel sorry for every last person who talks about overweight girls being gross who the guy is chubby chasing. There are extremly beautiful women who do not fit what everyone here thinks is normal..
Normal these days is women with meat and not ribs showing.
Is it actually hard for people to belive overweight women
are beautiful.
Grow up, and open your eyes and quit being close minded.
I don't see a FML here, honest mistake. Def not an insult.
#49 - On 12/15/2009 at 5:42pm by USMC_wife91
(0)Lmfao. xD That has happened to me many times, so I just turned it off. OP just needs to explain to the girl about the text problem. Funny though...eating anyone lately...lmao!!
(0)Yeahh, FYL. So terrible, that you had a typo, which can be easily corrected with another text message.
#55 - On 12/15/2009 at 6:24pm by XxDarkXanxietyxX
(0)YDI for not knowing how to text but FYL for messin up THAT chance you had.
#71 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:33pm by Danzergirl1
(0)theres nothing wrong with dating a slightly overweight girl :) i dated one cuz i loved her ♥
even after our break-up, we're still best friends. thats how relationships should be.
Ok well i understand getting the word wrong but if you like someone, why isn't she important enough so that you can call her up and talk to her? also it would eliminate error.
#78 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:19pm by Applepineapple31
(0)Lol, that sucks. Guess it wasn't meant to be, huh? You could try to apologize, I guess, though it would be awkward.
#79 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:25pm by nefarious61
(0)Predictive text is a bitch. One time I was texting my friend, and I told her I was sitting on the porch with "faggot" by accident. That was like a year ago. I still get laughed at for it.
I feel bad for that poor girl. I know you didn't mean to, and you probably feel awful, but I bet she's offended, and she's probably still going to think you said it on purpose, even if you deny it. But maybe that's just me.
#81 - On 12/15/2009 at 10:55pm by HollyDolly660
(0)oh wow that sucks. FYL thats why I NEVER use predictive text.
#86 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:07am by grrrarrrg2
(+1)Skinny girls are attractive? LOL. I like them with some junk in the trunk....if I have a bigger ass than a girl, then NO thanks.
(0)My thoughts exactly. Predictive text is one of the single most useless things to ever be put on a phone.
#101 - On 12/16/2009 at 12:04pm by tsunamisurfer08
(0)hey olivejuice. i'm pretty skinny.
but trust me.
i KNOW how to have a good time ;)
#93 - On 12/16/2009 at 4:06am by schatzelle
(0)lol this happens to me A LOT. Especially on my iPhone. Autocorrect xD
#105 - On 12/16/2009 at 5:28pm by elisabethecstasy
(0)haha i know the guy that did this...and he said he did quickly text back "dating*" etc. but she didn't believe him and doesn't want to talk to him anymore ahahhaha.
(0)Whats with all the super-fat vs super-thin arguments? doesnt anyone know how to fucking compromise? hey im into... relatively average weight girls. well, i guess thats not such a good discussion point afterall
(0)Too bad you weren't a woman. It might have turned out in your favor. Next time read what was written before hitting "send".
#113 - On 12/17/2009 at 7:57am by imago
(0)LoL That Sucks, U sounded so mean, Good luck going out with her now
#119 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:07pm by babygurl23
(0)omg im sorry but i was laughing so hard i was crying but its cool i've put that all the time!
#120 - On 12/19/2009 at 10:35pm by emoskater789
(0)honestly people are so rude. if you like someone and they are maybe a little overweight but u find them attractive and u go good toether that's fine jesus
#125 - On 01/04/2010 at 12:35am by johnsonchicklet
(0)oh my days... that was so funny! i could just imagine her saying "no" with a trainer hanging from her mouth.
#128 - On 01/12/2010 at 10:47am by bruty2fruity
(0)Hahahah, I find this absolutely hilarious!
Poor Girl. Although I probably would have laughed if I got that text, But neverr texted you back. haha.
Next time proofread before you hit send. :)
And all the people who say that he deserves it for going after a fat girl are horrid people. Looks aren't everything. If you're an insufferable person, odds are you're gonna end up alone. Why can't people just be nice!?
But he does deserve this because he only wanted to "hook up". Who says she wants to be your booty call?
#133 - On 03/12/2010 at 2:21pm by KesiaFabulous
(0)LOL! Every time I read this I laugh so hard :D
Sorry though... :(
#135 - On 04/25/2010 at 9:59am by SlightlyObsessed
(0)lol. I don't get how she wouldn't of understood it anyway. unless she's lez..
#137 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:14pm by XxBe_Minex3
