Tell your boy friend photographs add 10 pounds. Then take a picture of his penis and say: " Thats better, it was much too small before."
Then bite it off and make a sandwich.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nom nom
Maybe you should work out until you can pull off the outfit? Or opt for a size up. Wear something that flatters you, everyone has a different shape.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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