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Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML


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On 12/05/2009 at 3:44am - love - by JennyAndrews (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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Makes you wonder if you were texting her the entire time :o

#1 - On 12/05/2009 at 10:37am by sdcrazy1018

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Makes you wonder if the "cute guy", wanting you to stop contacting him, asked one of his lady friends to pick up the phone.

#8 - On 12/05/2009 at 10:50am by Sargasm

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