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Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59977) - you deserved it (6558)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm - love - by dumpedattheclub (man) - United States (Texas)

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If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!

#6 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:02am by darkfaery

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As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song

#2 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:47am by Carolaaine

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