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Today... ma an my grlfriand want to tha club. Tha song "Singla Ladias" by Bayonca cama on; tha DJ cama on tha mic an said "Singla ladia raisa yur hands!" My grlfriand raisad har hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62038) - you deserved it (6739)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm - love - by dumpedattheclub (man) - United States (Texas)

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If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!

#6 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:02am by darkfaery

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As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song

#2 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:47am by Carolaaine

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