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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 2:57am - love - by whatthewhat? - United States

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That's incredibly messed up...time to find new friends!

#1 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:23am by oh_dee

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#4 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:25am by humorizer

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unhumorizer - shhhhh, we knew but the #4 next to your name.
and i need to know.. all 3 guys at once? she's a keeper!

#46 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:11pm by whatthefuckcunt

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If they're willing to trust the member who was the cheating whore, they're fucked up, and even if they did still act like your friends, I wouldn't associate myself with that social circle.

#47 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:43pm by Reyo

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Can't turn a who re into a housewife.. or in this case,. a girlfriend.

#52 - On 11/25/2009 at 3:30pm by alexandraa

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Ok mr clever anticrist

Hes lost hardly friends...

Feel better now?

Thankyou



O and OP its ok dont cry wipe them tears, if youd like ill throw you a "pity" party...?

#41 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:42pm by The_Pleb

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hardly friends that she was probably screwing... :D

#74 - On 11/25/2009 at 9:14pm by spiffles

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maybe OP only has three friends who are guys and all three of them want to throw a "pity party" with her at the same time..?

#100 - On 07/17/2010 at 3:29am by karmaSUCKS321453

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Would you like a pity party as well?

#3 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:25am by Anthrophobia

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3 guys? At the same time? Dirty dirty girl

#5 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:26am by donkey_hang_down

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#32 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:32pm by Xader

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You had no friends before. They're her friends, obviously.

Grow a pair, find some self respect. If your "girlfriend" was "cheating" on you with so many other guys, then she wasn't your girlfriend. She was just some chick that you spent too much money on and wasted your time with while she screwed other guys.

#6 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:26am by FerrariCake

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Forgiving a girlfriend who cheats does not necessarily imply low self-respect. Give the guy a break, and don't be so judgmental.

#16 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:21am by BeeSkwaird

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if your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats, it means they don't love or care about you enough for you to be #1 in their eyes. a real relationship is when 2 people totally trust eachother and don't even have to worry about cheating because they are so comfortable with eachother and love eachother so much. this is how my boyfriend and I am, and it makes couples that have to defend their boyfriend/girlfriends actions seem pathetic. go ahead and defend your crappy relationship while your girlfriend goes out and gets screwed sideways. yeah, SURE she really loves you.

#19 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:34am by expen_dable

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Sorry, it usually does. Once that trust was broken there's no going back.

AND that's with one guy. 3 guys????

#20 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:35am by boone

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Whose defending who? What the hell are you talking about? He broke up with her because of it!

Besides, just because your relationship is perfect doesn't make you an expert who can be judgemental of people with broken hearts.

#66 - On 11/25/2009 at 6:01pm by teiso

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Just because your relationship is perfect doesn't mean you completely understand everyone else's relationship.

Besides, he did break up with her.

#67 - On 11/25/2009 at 6:06pm by teiso

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@19 You're being rather idealistic. You just wait, mwahahaa.

#98 - On 12/18/2009 at 8:29am by ashcrofl

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But you could trust her after cheating on you with one guy? Two guys?

#7 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:27am by Rayn4u

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Rayn4u,

Why does your comment make me think the OP will sing to his girlfriend some version of Lionel Ritchie's "Well, you're once, twice, three times a lady. . ." song of her with the lyrics customized for the occasion?

You should never date a girl who is into gang bangs anyways. She prefers quantity over quality, so unless you are born with multiple dicks, you'll never measure up, even if you were born with a very good one.

When you dump her, don't just give her the finger, give her lots of fingers!

#28 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:12pm by perdix

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You trusted her after cheating once and twice...
You have no friends of your own...
Your life was fucked before you hooked up with her. It's sad that you're just now realizing it.

#8 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:27am by kukopia

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We don't know if he knew about the first and second, maybe she was sleeping with 3 other guys at once, or he found out about one and she came clean about the other 2 as well. FYL OP, that really sucks.

#13 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:56am by lmaoatyourlife

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you obviously didn't have any friends to begin with! Just because Facebook tells you that you have hundreds of friends, those are not REAL! Start investing your effort and time into one or two real friends instead of trying to be Mr. Popular.

#9 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:39am by oldwiseguy

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the same thing happened to me i broke up with my fiance-for different reasons- and all my friends left me for him. It sucks. We should just start an organization for people who are dumped by their friends after a break up!

#10 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:39am by killinmesmalls

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My former fiancée and I realized our mutual friends would be tempted to take sides, so we were very intentional about telling them to continue being friends to us both, and not to hesitate inviting both of us to the same events.

#18 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:25am by BeeSkwaird

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Lucky, lucky.
It's not often you get couples who realise that things aren't working before they start resenting each other. I think that when most people split it's rather ugly. Both parties want to be "right" and you'll often find that either party, or both, will try get the friends to side with them (either for affirmation or out of pure spite).

OP, I agree with what others have said - you never had friends in the first place. Thank your lucky stars for the clean break. You're now free to make new (genuine) friends and possibly meet someone more worth your time, effort and money.

#33 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:44pm by zolziski

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I think your friends are just looking for an easy piece of ass. "Pity the whore, she may put out!", I guess?

#11 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:44am by JulzKay

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she was probably cheating on you with all your "friends" anyway.
grab a chainsaw and go visit the party :)

#12 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:48am by grv

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#11 nailed it. I don't blame them. I would nail her and the chick in #11's pic.

#14 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:58am by trizzieb

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#11 is a chick? the thing in the picture looks like Cousin It gone emo. #14 is probably #11

#15 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:13am by expen_dable

best comment ever! I lol'ed :)

#23 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:48am by splydoms

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I was about to laugh until I looked at #11's pic... and realized the above comment (Cousin It gone emo) was so dead-on accurate it's just sad.

Dang... #11 is a visual FML.

#83 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:01am by FerrariCake

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They weren't your friends, they were HER friends. Find your own and forget about all the old ones.

#17 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:24am by jonnymohio

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Ummm, how has no one wondered if the friends even know? Do they know the reasons for the breakup because I doubt your ex is telling them that shes a cheating whore.

I had something like this with an ex. Most of my friends dropped me because he said I cheated on him (I had another bf rather quickly). I hadn't cheated, and everyone seemed to ignore the fact that he was an awful bf who lied to me all the time. Over the years, more people have realized he's a douchebag and I was right. They've found their way back.

#21 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:46am by idkweird

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At least she wasn't pregnant with some other guys baby. Now that would be f'ed up. Glad you at least realized it though...

#22 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:48am by TheJawsman

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If your friends know about the cheating, then you have just learned something very important about them: They are enablers.

Do you really want people who show enabling tendencies towards your ex-girlfriend's inappropriate behaviors to be your friends?

Note: There is no good excuse for cheating, ever. People who are in a relationship and are having problems are supposed to talk about it, not put-a-strange-penis-in-their-vagina about it.

#24 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:51am by shouraku

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By the sounds of it, they were never your friends to begin with. Go out and meet some decent people!

#25 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:53am by TheBritishOne

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...Do I hear group sex!?

#26 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:09pm by 8trickster8

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thanks fucked up haha FYL.

#27 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:12pm by sharrykhosa510

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Ride off to the sunset, and forget about her.

-Ty

#29 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:19pm by Derek321

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Get off fml and go make some friends

#30 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:20pm by xxxNataliexxx

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at the same time?

#31 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:23pm by mpangz

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You should have dumped her after you found out about the 1st guy. YDI for staying with her that long.

#34 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:53pm by HumptyHump

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YDI for being so lame that your GF had to cheat on you to add some excitement to her life

#35 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:18pm by sportsnut

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Yeah I guess it could partly be my fault, but then again she just loves men and flirts with any that she comes in contact with.

#37 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:34pm by whatthewhat_09

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OP here. Let me clear some stuff up. It wasn't 3 guys at the same time. She cheated on me about 2 years ago with a guy and I found out and we broke up. Then after she came back to me we got together again because we have a 7 year old son together. Then recently she was acting suspicious but wouldn't come clean when I asked her, so I snooped a bit and found out that she cheated on me with another guy about a year after the first. With the 3rd guy I never got concrete proof of her infidelity but because of the way she was acting she must have been cheating, it was the same way she was acting when she cheated the first time. So I broke up with her as soon as I found out. All of our friends were originally my friends until I introduced them to her. But of course she went and talked a bunch of crap to everyone and now I'm the bad guy. I don't need "friends" like that anyway. Hope that makes it more clear for everyone.

#36 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:26pm by whatthewhat_09

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They've got a son together, you moron, of course he forgave her and tried again. But she is a whore and his friends like a whore. Time to learn how to make better friends.

#44 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:47pm by I_am_stupid_also

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That sucks a lot. Dividing up friends sucks every time and it's never fair, but if they are prone to believe the crap of someone who has cheated 3times, maybe the next group won't be so dumb.

#51 - On 11/25/2009 at 3:10pm by wh4t3v3R

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True, he should get her tested and make sure his own shots are up to date, but if her behavior was not enough to offend their mutual "friends" then it is unlikely to be enough for a seven year old to not want to have his natural mother in the family.

#55 - On 11/25/2009 at 4:13pm by I_am_stupid_also

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Excuse me for trying to have a family....and thanks for your concern about me getting AIDS. Thankfully I'm clean.

#61 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:22pm by whatthewhat_09

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Clear! FYL

#39 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:38pm by snowgun10

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YDI for not realizing that the same "friends" that are throwing her a pity party, are the same dudes banging your chick.

Can't turn a hoe into a housewife, pimp.

#40 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:39pm by krut

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My heart goes out to you, OP.

#42 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:43pm by sarcdude

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Girls who cheat are easy to get inside.
Sorry, bro, but there's only one reason they're flocking to her after this breakup. If you're desperate enough for friends, they'll probably come back once they conquer/strike out with her.

#43 - On 11/25/2009 at 1:44pm by zelinda

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Wow, that is horrible! :( I'm so sorry you had to go through that, need to find new friends and a new gf!

#45 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:10pm by CrystalAdams

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OP, that is pity party, what means they are not celebrating...

#48 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:44pm by milosr

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FYL
What the fuck man?! Get some new friends, and dude you were still with her after 2 guys; you should have fucking kicked her in the cunt after the first.
Partially it is your fault, but still I would seriously look fir other people to hang out with.
They who threw her a pitty party are just as much of cunting pricks as she is.

#49 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:52pm by Mortanious

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I... Didn't think people actually threw "Pity Parties". Except as a joke or something.

Did these friends know that she cheated on you even once? Maybe that should have come up.

#50 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:55pm by Trebie

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WTF? What the hell did she tell your friends?!

That's way fucked up man, sorry.

#53 - On 11/25/2009 at 3:43pm by rockstarK9

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Very sad. Of course her "friends" sided with her. They want to get laid too. They think they have a chance. She learned a long time ago that this is what "flirting" and being a whore buys her.
Guess what; in 5 years, after she has dated, and cheated on all of them, she'll be on to a different group of "friends"; I guarantee it.

I know the type. Sorry she stuck you with a kid. She did that on purpose, you KNOW it. You are nothing but money and sperm to her. No matter what she says. She may have a conscience, but she's WAY too far gone to ever listen to it. No real difference between that and a psychopath - other than the crying-act is much more convincing.

When someone cheats once, and confesses, is sorry, makes it up to their partner, and never does it again, that's okay. Hurts, but you get over it. But when someone cheats over and over like this - these people don't change. Ever. They are messed-up in the head. She manipulates your emotions and your reality by controlling the truth she deems you're "allowed" to know. Unfortunately - your kid will also be seriously messed up, being raised by her.

None of this is your fault. She is a predator, you were her prey. Take your time, to get through this. Make it your personal rule, to NEVER date a cheater, or someone who cheated in the past, or someone who blames their mistakes on others. You are FAR better off being alone, than being with a manipulative abusive whore, or people who condone or approve her behavior.

For the record, I have nothing against multiple partner sex, if that's what you're into, and if people are open and honest about what they do. I'm just saying, cheaters are liars. Liars are cowards. This stuff can get you killed.

#56 - On 11/25/2009 at 4:13pm by fnyunj

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Your display name had better be a reference to 30 Rock.

#57 - On 11/25/2009 at 4:21pm by n0lovesongs

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I want to go to there

#62 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:23pm by whatthewhat_09

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whatever happen to the statement bros before hoes? unless, they are trying to score with her. No guy should ever throw a pity party for a girl, just so unmanly.

#58 - On 11/25/2009 at 4:26pm by avfcfan89

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no she cheated on you with FOUR guys. she forgot to tell you about me :D

#59 - On 11/25/2009 at 4:30pm by khung835

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On the upside, they weren't real friends anyway? FYL

#60 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:05pm by FoundManyLemons

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You let her cheat twice before realizing it? FYL, but YDI.

#63 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:24pm by TheOtherNewest1

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That sucks. You did the right thing, though, and don't juts assume you "have no friends" just yet. If they were both your friends, just because they tried to cheer her up, won't necessarily mean they aren't still going to be friends with you. It's just because you're the one that broke up, sure it's because of what she did, but friends don't necessarily know the whole story.

#64 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:57pm by teiso

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ydi for sticking around one time and you are out

#65 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:57pm by magenkyo

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YDI for not dumping her after she cheated on u the first time.

#68 - On 11/25/2009 at 6:23pm by larcenousturco

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Time to go make some new friends. they were prolly her friends pretending to be your friends only while you guys dated.

#69 - On 11/25/2009 at 6:30pm by MiseryAlice

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Are you sure the baby is yours?

#70 - On 11/25/2009 at 6:32pm by MiseryAlice

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unless she cheated on you with three guys in one day, you deserve it. what kind of a chump gets back with a girl after they cheated on u

#71 - On 11/25/2009 at 6:42pm by jamisonbc

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She was banging them.

#72 - On 11/25/2009 at 6:44pm by steph_kat

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Kill 'em all

#73 - On 11/25/2009 at 7:01pm by Deathember

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So would you rather have "friends" you constantly stab you in the back than no friends at all? You have very strange desires.

#75 - On 11/25/2009 at 9:39pm by blastvortex

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yea maybe you cheated on her with more girls!!!!!!

#76 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:11pm by yanily

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clearly they were banging her

#77 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:04pm by gpstyne

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whatthewhat? their not really your friends, just a bunch of cock sucking assholes , who should have more sense and morals to choose the correct side. Your the one who needs a party to be cheered up cause shes the one who cheated on you. But just ask them why they chose her over you before you cut them out of your life.

#78 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:37pm by frostie

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vandalize ALL of their cars im talking like cover the whole car in duct tape, shove 3 potatoes in the tailpipe, loosen all the lugnuts, and put gay pride stickers on the back.

#79 - On 11/26/2009 at 12:13am by lawllercoasters

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Also, get window chalk and write FUCK YOU on every window of her house

#80 - On 11/26/2009 at 12:15am by lawllercoasters

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I had a boyfrend and friends like that... now I don't! Things are better now, you'll see. Get a new girl who isn't a whore and new friends who are actually your friends. At least you won't be wasting time with those people now that you know where their loyalties lie.

#81 - On 11/26/2009 at 12:47am by startafire

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ouch. i know how ya feel man, my ex cheated on me with 4 different guys. a good way to deal with it is to drink. a lot. haha. and i'm sure you have other friends besides the ones that hang with that whore ex of yours! party with them!

#82 - On 11/26/2009 at 1:52am by jkcmutch

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So before she was only able to screw four guys (including you), but now that she's single all of your friends are throwing her a "party" that'll ultimately become a gang bang. I'm not sure where you're getting the "pity" part from; your breaking up with her sounds like the best thing to happen to her in years!

#84 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:27am by Ninjaface

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boohoo get over it. be friends with benefits for life. ex's who are sluts and ho's are awesome.

#85 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:32am by ladiesman14

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that would suck

#87 - On 11/26/2009 at 1:31pm by Megantilby

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would suck or does suck?

#93 - On 11/27/2009 at 5:45am by RaidenXS

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3 guys at once = you had shitty friends
3 separate occasions = ydi, you naïve dumbass

#88 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:04pm by arcxjo

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I just got dumped too. This sucks : (

#89 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:07pm by Erindub

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If i were u i wouldnt trust cheating on the first guy.

#90 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:11pm by quascadL

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YDI. Most women nowadays are whores.

#91 - On 11/26/2009 at 4:25pm by COBRAMORPH

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YDI for taking her back

#92 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:54pm by UWBeautyQueen12

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Get some new friends and a new girl, heres lookin at you kid, stand tall and strong and show thoses fuckers whose boss

#94 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:48pm by waffles2009

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they probably only pity her because she's a whore and they want some pussy, or they already got it =]

#95 - On 11/29/2009 at 11:18pm by AllyWants2BiteU

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The Talmud says that living a long and happy life is the best revenge.

#96 - On 12/02/2009 at 3:53pm by mainedem

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What a WHORE!

#97 - On 12/09/2009 at 5:47am by 18yearoldvirgin

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My friends pitied my ex. He's the one who broke up with me because he "no longer felt that way" about me. They gave me death stares and ask what I did to him.
stupid assholes.

#99 - On 01/19/2010 at 12:57am by anonymousely

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