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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34519) - you deserved it (3020)

On 11/25/2009 at 2:57am - love - by whatthewhat? - United States

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That's incredibly messed up...time to find new friends!

#1 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:23am by oh_dee

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I think your friends are just looking for an easy piece of ass. "Pity the whore, she may put out!", I guess?

#11 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:44am by JulzKay

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