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Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said that "you're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'll be bad for my social reputation." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37053) - you deserved it (3483)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:11am - love - by Jason (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Wow, what a bitch.. If that is all she cares about then you are way better of without her...

#3 - On 11/22/2009 at 2:11pm by Samilla

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That girl is a cunt. Find someone who is actually worth your time.

#5 - On 11/22/2009 at 2:18pm by raeofsunshinexox

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