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Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30277) - you deserved it (5000)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:28am - love - by SeeBrendenBurn (man) - United States (California)

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All I cared about is the first part because it reminded me of Blink-182... Everythings better when she's around, I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town..

#5 - On 11/21/2009 at 3:05pm by Veritas143

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And just what did you think she was going to do with your phone? If she wasn't doing something weird with your phone, she would probably just be stealing it. YDI for handing her your phone. It isn't like it's the end of the world either. She's but one fish in a big pond. Try again.

#4 - On 11/21/2009 at 3:00pm by blastvortex

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