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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34239) - you deserved it (1842)

On 11/19/2009 at 3:09pm - love - by thenewone (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

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wow.. his mom sounds like a psycho retard

#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:12pm by Xellith

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Dump your boyfriend then and there, and tell him the reason.

Having a piece of shit mother-in-law will ruin your life, especially if you are marrying a mama's boy. If he has the cojones to cut the apron strings and win you back, you might have a chance.

#6 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:19pm by perdix

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