Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML

by Manstobe92 / 11/16/2009 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • At that point, you might as well have just had your way with the daughter. Your relationship with her dad is pretty irreparable.

    #2 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:27am by tiny_cactus

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  • Should of said...thats how hard i'm gonna HIT THAT and drove off full speed.

    #6 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:48am by Kurokawa

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