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Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML
At that point, you might as well have just had your way with the daughter. Your relationship with her dad is pretty irreparable.
Should of said...thats how hard i'm gonna HIT THAT and drove off full speed.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014