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Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12793) - you deserved it (23736)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:32am - love - by Manstobe92 (man) - United States (Texas)

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