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Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 2:32am - love - by Manstobe92 (man) - United States (Texas)

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At that point, you might as well have just had your way with the daughter. Your relationship with her dad is pretty irreparable.

#2 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:27am by tiny_cactus

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Should of said...thats how hard i'm gonna HIT THAT and drove off full speed.

#6 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:48am by Kurokawa

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