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Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

I agree, your life sucks (33326) - you deserved it (3822)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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