Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24269) - you totally deserved it (1325)
On 11/14/2009 at 1:38pm - love - by asthma_attacker (man) - United States (New York)
The only way I can see it is that if she thought he was so far out of her league that the notion of them dating was utterly comical and downright impossible. Sorry OP, we girls are bitches :(
#18 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:47pm by Sun_Kissed18
no no that's definitely a yes. can't u see she was so happy :P
#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:12pm by fml_premium_mem
Im with this guy!
It means your handsomeness is breath-taking. ^_^
There is always a silver lining, sir!
Don't sugarcoat it. The laugh means no. If he's posting a story on here, he's old enough to be told that it was a rejection.
I seriously think that the girl was so elated he asked her out.
What's so funny about it anyway? It doesn't make sense.
#23 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:35pm by PumpkinTarte
I have to say that it was rude of her to laugh, but that's she's loser for having an asthma attack. move on.
#8 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:26pm by wellthatsucks
She must have been laughing pretty damn hard, coming from someone that has had asthma all their life,. thats a somewhat difficult thing to do.
What a turddd..
#14 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:05pm by alexandraa
its not hard to do. I have severe chronic bronchial asthma and if I laugh too much I have an asthma attack very easily, especially if I my bronchitis is bad or if its cold or humid out. It all depends on how severe your asthma is.
#20 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:07pm by patticake1601
wow it must really have been funny for you to ask her out then. sorry, that's you're own problem though
#16 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:08pm by hXcsoccerplaya
an asthma attack means she'd rather die than to date you. amirite?
#17 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:23pm by blland
Well, at least she got what she deserved for being such a bitch about it.
For revenge you should try to scare her by suddenly jumping out from behind a corner and trigger another attack.
#21 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:20pm by NrthrnLghts
maybe she's really fat (thus the asthma) and she laughed because she thought you were way out of her league. optimism can turn anything around.
YDI for giving her an asthma attack, she could've died!
#24 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:36pm by SweetPotatoVines
agree with 21 nrthrnlghts that's funny shit ! go for more . tell us about it
#26 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:47pm by stain33319
You should of punched her in the throat! Dumb fucking cunt!
#32 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:18pm by grrrarrrg2
Aweeee. That sucks OP, FYL.
But hey, karma is a bitch. She was rude for laughing at you, and then she ended up having an asthma attack because of her rude behaviour.
#34 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:43pm by heyyimkell
man, some girls are bitches. Karma was the asthma attack though.
#39 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:07am by nom_nom_nom
yes HARHAR the jokes on her HARHARHAR what are you a f*ckng pirate?? oh and OP, you should consider not trying to over chick things and stuff like this won't haspen, otherwise ynext time you ask a girl out she might die :-(
#40 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:11am by Fluffy_homan
She sounds like a bitch! What's sort of psycho laughs in the face of a person asking them out?! You should totally steal her inhaler, then make her chase you for it!
Haha. Self-pwnage rules; she damn well deserved it. I can't believe you still like her after that though. Well, at least you still have your little fantasy world to merrily live in.
#46 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:44pm by blastvortex
OMG!!! dude. you could of killed her.... whats wrong with u?!?!?!?! then you would be at her wake, and you'll say ur prayers saying how much u liked her... and then her body will giggle once more. :]] life is good.
lol
awwww i feel so bad for you =*( im a women but i still would never do that i am happly married but i ate the ring cause my husband put it in my froot loops LOL!
AWWWWWWWW!!!! thats SOO fucked up.. and im a teenage girl and ive had to let guys down before but i would NEVER do that to anyone.. she's probably just a bitch anyways so dont worry about it to much
#50 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:47pm by cierramichelle
Serves that dumb bitch right. I would've laughed right back at her.
#52 - On 11/23/2009 at 8:43am by the_glyda
how can you say it serves her right ?
even if she was rude about the whole situation, she could have died from the asthma attack or even gone into a coma. but i do agree that she could have let him down a little more gently
#55 - On 11/29/2009 at 6:34am by muahzzbaybee
i would've stated that she laughs like a man, and besides, who needs the stuck up little bitch
#53 - On 11/28/2009 at 12:12am by waffles2009
she should have politely declined instead of laughing
sucks for you !!
#54 - On 11/29/2009 at 6:32am by muahzzbaybee
Hey man, fuck her. Any one that acts like to ur face is some one u don't need..move on man there are other fish in the sea.
#56 - On 11/30/2009 at 12:20am by themightyscrewup
