Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you totally deserved it (1249)
On 11/14/2009 at 7:59am - love - by Indoraptor (man) - United States (Texas)
that's harsh. maybe you can mix it up in the play and dump her first =P
#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:05am by realxmuto
On the opening night, slip roofies in her water bottle.
#16 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:04am by InfectedWithDrew
I think it's the specifics of the part he got that are the FML, not that it wasn't the part he wanted.
#41 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:52pm by dudeitsdanny
So even the people casting the play recognize that you are a loser that can't keep a woman happy.
You've got a good acting career ahead of you, but your romantic life will suck. Maybe you ought to try gay.
Ooooh how I always enjoy your comments Perdix. Perhaps you are making OP a personal offer to the homosexual lifestyle?
/had to, don't hate.
#47 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:25pm by EmmaElaine
Oh, no. I'm just thinking he might have better luck if he tried playing for the other team.
I'm happy on our team, but thanks for asking.
Is the play "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?" That sounds like the plot. And that sucks, dude. I'm sorry. :/
someone up there wanted you to see the stupidity of your actions, twice.
either you deserve her or even the good lord is wondering how you hooked up with the **** in the first place.
Halfway through your should switch all the dialogue to "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and hire a mute Native American to bust you out stage left. Sure, you'll never work in that town again, but - o woww
lmao mercy
Tis an important lesson in life. If first you don't succeed, try again. If second you don't succeed, go down in a ball of fire taking every muthf***er c*nt in sight.
The first it's her that wants to break up.
The second time it's fate and it's time to move on.
That sucks
Who cares? It's theatre. Be glad you got a part at all.
#23 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:10pm by strawberryswirl
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#24 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:37pm by mikaela12345
Something about this psot screams "closet case!" or "bitter and alone!" =)
#42 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:55pm by dudeitsdanny
Ahhhh Art imitates life dont it!
Sad Maybe I dunno you can switch for another part.
Who wants to relive something so sad?!
#25 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:45pm by Cristaderzi
On opening night, cut the straps for her dress partway, then when she leaves you (in the play) gently pull her sleeve in your desperation. The effect should be wonderful.
#26 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:57pm by signupsheetfail
I believe that you utterly deserved this.
Why would you sign up to a musical which your former partner and her current partner have also signed up for fully knowing that you are not yet over her?
#27 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:59pm by Sir_Sebastien
You generally don't know who else is auditioning. There are often multiple audition nights, and even if there's only one, there are different times.
Because, he has other friends in the theater group, and it wasnt a hellish demon breakup. They're still friends. Kind of.
#51 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:26pm by Valjeanjolras
I'm calling fake, because this is the movie "get over it." i bet you're also taking lessons to be better and you end up falling for the girl that gave you lessons.
#33 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:41pm by namexgoesxhere
I'm the ex. This is not fake. Awkward? A little. Fake? Hell no.
#35 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:16pm by Smile4theCamera
Smile4TheCamera is the heartless who betrayed this poor, sexually ambiguous man.
And the thing is, it's too hilarious to care about right or wrong here.
#37 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:31pm by Valjeanjolras
I'm so sorry. I just went through a similar thing yesterday, I know how you must feel. Theature is such drama... (pun not intended) But look at it this way, you can relate to the character now.... sorry
#39 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:10pm by girly_girl15
At least the acting in the latter stages will be really genuine.
#45 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:10pm by roronoazoro
Sounds like the casting director really knows his job! At least all three of you should be able to play your parts perfectly.
#49 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:32pm by FerrariCake
Lol'd.
This shall be the most epic musical in the history of musicals.
#54 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:39pm by DeathShad0
haha good then you won't even have to act!
j/k that sucks I'm sorry :( you can decide not to do the play this year
#56 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:12pm by Littlerunner
Maybe you should stop settleing for less, if you dont get something you want then dont take the hand out
OOOOOOO.......your the person Budde told me about.....that sucks
#59 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:12pm by Friedburger
