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Today, my girfriend of 3 years hacked my mail, sent a mail to her address, breaking up with "herself" and making me look like a douche. Now I won't get the internship at her father's firm because she wrote "I hate you and your family, we are through." I dropped out of college for that internship. FML

I agree, your life sucks (22640) - you totally deserved it (3083)

On 11/13/2009 at 8:01pm - love - by TineMelk (man) - Norway (Nord-Trondelag)

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First! Also I agree.

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:09am by Xx_UrbanNinja_xX

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#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:11am by Cant_Touch_This_

Should've stayed in college.

#3 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:12am by Twinklestar

Agreed. You totally deserve it.

#59 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:29pm by testing

Agreed. Why would you ever drop out of college for an INTERNSHIP anyways? Even if this led to a full time position if you were ever fired you would be out of a job with no college degree. YDI.

#82 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:41am by phanatic62

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#4 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:14am by emilysanftwsom

Wow that's creepy and low. You should NOT even be with a weirdo bitch like that. She is insane. She should have said she didn't feel it was working out but that she wishes you all the best in your internship. The irrational side of me would kick her ass. I would smack her silly.

And I agree you should of stayed in college. And internship in this kind of economy doesn't really help...at all.

#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:19am by saviisneat

the girl is a real bitch...
hope she gets scared physicly or mentally for a while...

#6 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:23am by smith314

Oh, Jesus, FYL. But it's good you're rid of her, y'know? Get back in college or try to find another internship or job that will help you out. Don't let her destroy you.

#7 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:26am by pope_suburban

Tell him what happened. if he doesn't believe you, point out that no idiot would drop out of college if he planned to ruin his chance at an internship.

Failing that, tell every guy she tries to date that she's a psycho crazy bitch. Revenge is the best medicine!

#8 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:29am by DynamicDave

What the hell? Besides her connections was there even a decent quality in her?

#9 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:32am by FAKEstfu

Shouldn't get yourself into these kind of problems. Did you think you guys would be together with so many marriages falling apart and the fact that you had only been together for three years?

#10 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:33am by 24788

He's from Norway, not the US.

#11 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:39am by quinnteh

Clever girl.

#12 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:47am by Amkii

You'd still want to work for her father despite the fact that she's an asshat? Now I know why she did that. You're nuts. You shouldn't have dropped out of college either. You may not have really deserved that, but perhaps this will provide you with the reality check which you so obviously and desperately need.

#13 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:02am by blastvortex

That internship was 3 years long, it was the same as going to college and studying law, but if I had the internship, I would have earned 50 000$ + + getting my education. NO WONDER I dropped out of college.
But now I have talked to her father and I got the internship back, and i also hacked her facebook, outing her as a pedophile.

I just LOVE revenge! :)

#34 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:24am by TineMelk

Now you can delete this FML because your life is better now the only difference is that your not with somebody who can hack your email to make you look bad =P

#49 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:08am by polico_wolf

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#54 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:53am by derschadenfreude

High five dude well done, your life sucked but now its better, I don't get it though, you must have done something to her to make her act so venomously, oh and your right this is better than college, college isn't actually that useful and at least this way you get experience (and money!)

#62 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:12pm by HexRaikou

Hope you didn't go out with her in the first place to get the internship

#70 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:00pm by V_GEHTS

That gives me an idea... haha

#14 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:03am by Voids

Ouch, what a bitch!

It's worrying that someone would even think to do something like that, so I guess it's some consolation that you're rid of her crazy ass now. It's just a shame that you'll never be able to convince her father what really happened - no father would ever side against his 'little girl'. :/

#15 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:07am by darkheart88

why would you drop out of college for an internship? that makes no sense.

#16 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:13am by dinich

Agreed, who drops out for an internship that is completely dependent on their relationship with a girl? Not that the OP deserves it, but that's just stupid.

#46 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:17am by moonfire

Wow that is seriously messed up man.

#17 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:13am by Morphs

And by "hacked your mail" you mean "knew or guessed your password", right?

#18 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:15am by adamarclight

"The code is 1 2 3 4 5..."

#38 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:13am by mrdblq

"1 2 3 4 5?! That's the same combination as my luggage!"

#56 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:50pm by thattechguy

Wow that really sucks... Try and confront her about it or find a way to blackmail her! Hack her account and make it look like she was cheating you long time... Or something...

#19 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:18am by StaticDown

You know what I'd do... Go to Xanga, it's a blog site but what I like is that when you post a blog you can chose the date it was created, which of course involved dates prior to the one you are on. Make a blog detailing all her personal activities... Make it nasty and how bad she wants to screw you over, her plans and who she's cheating you on with and then confront her about it and use it to blackmail her... Her dad will see it and will see the date and chance is he won't know about this loophole in the blog site.

#22 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:26am by b3nl035w1ck

Haha... Maybe that could get her to confess... If he really wants proof then maybe he can try and track down the I.P that sent the e-mail... but I wouldn't bother to go there...

#27 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:47am by StaticDown

don't you have to be a student to get an internship?

#20 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:21am by russianspy1234

Well he was a student but I guess he chose full time so to have that extra time he quit his college and focused on work instead.

#23 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:30am by b3nl035w1ck

Well, not saying that she reacted well, because obviously she didn't, but obviously you did something to make her extremely mad. And her dad probably wouldn't want you as an intern if you are causing problems with his daughter. It's kind of awkward when people work with a family's ex. Because you are expected to have a relationship with someone that chose (or the family member chose) to not become a part of the family. So really, while yes your life sucks, but what did you expect if you keep pushing her buttons, she's going to fight back!

#21 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:24am by Kat33393

Maybe you shouldn't have cheated on Julie. Also, you should've noticed that you sent the text to her instead of the person you cheated on. YDI

#24 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:31am by Narzhul

1) #3 needs to learn how to read because they just corrected an already correctly spelled word with the same word.

2) What a bitch! Dump her, she had no right to do that. Why would she even do that to her own family and boyfriend?!?

#25 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:36am by wellthatsucks

You mean #4 not 3? and yeah, stupid correcting something that's already correct!

#26 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:45am by b3nl035w1ck

Meh, when I google "Adress", it comes up with "Did you mean: Address?"
When I google address, no corrections.

I apologise on behalf of Google.

#31 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:03am by emilysanftwsom

I hope you've learned to maintain proper online security now. :P

#28 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:25am by Arancaytar

That's pretty shit...
But nice username..
Also, there seems to be quite a lot of Norwegians on this compared to the rest of the internet...

#29 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:43am by freylero

Well. TineMelk is the brand of milk in Norway, and i LOVE milk. :)
And btw, we may live in one of the best countries in the world, BUT our life sucks, BIG TIME!

#36 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:31am by TineMelk

I never liked milk... haha, except tine sjokomelk...
Btw, I'm Norwegian too

#67 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:30pm by freylero

That sucks and all, but you should use a strong password. o.0

#30 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:43am by startafire

I bet you gave her your password? If you did, you a dumb ass

#32 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:03am by BikerMike

BTW, re-Googled it. Dictionary says nothing for "adress" so maybe I am right? :)

#33 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:04am by emilysanftwsom

Jesus, get over it, Nazi.

#47 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:27am by girlygirl666

50 000$each year made me drop out of college for that internship. Just found out that an internship is kinda the wrong word to use. I get a job that in 4 years, will give med the Competence I need to go out and get a job as a lawyer. But the sweet thing, is that i earn a lot of money doing it. :)

#35 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:28am by TineMelk

Sorry to say this but your girlfriend is just really stupid.

#37 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:02am by kennythedude

For all the slow horses, they do tend to go back through the FMLs and correct words, etc. That means no need to chime in the correct one to show how smart you are and no need to be so dumbfounded that someone who commented before you corrected something that now appears correct.

#39 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:54am by FPsLife

wow. why would she do this to you? I'm thinking you are not giving us the full story here.....

#40 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:40am by Thecommish

And I'm thinking that you are just another paranoiac random FML reader. Crazy bitches exist you know.

#41 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:15am by loooooooooool

YDI for working at a company owned by your girlfriend's father. did you think you were going to marry her and live happily ever after?

#42 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:21am by Lehk

damn. she's just tragic.

#43 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:22am by HcM

she's a little bitch

#44 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:45am by ilikeu12

She actually use a keylogger or something. She is studying computer tech. btw.
And no, I didn't do anything wrong. :)
If accepting the chance of my life, getting a good education, when she wasnæt protesting against it is something wrong. I guess I screwed up.

But yeah, she's a psycho ho'

#45 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:05am by TineMelk

what a BITCH

#48 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:52am by citygirlnomore

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#50 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:12am by happysmartg

#50, Stop whining. You're here too, so why don't you get a life as well, instead of insulting people for what they do. (Yes, I know this is hypocritical, but I'm willing to make exceptions)

#52 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:30am by Microsoftfan

Hmm. I always sort of thought the purpose of this site was amusement or schadenfreude.

#55 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:40pm by molacolacake

serves you right for dropping out of college for a relationship dependent on a girl. when will guys out there ever learn. women are B*****s and life plans should not be altered for them...unless maybe if she's your wife.

#51 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:27am by dsphugz

You're not going to get the internship. Probably wouldn't have worked if you'd broken up, even if she didn't send that crazy mail.

If your feel really pissed off, report her using your mail account to the police (it is illegal). They won't do anything but, it will scare her enough to regret doing it and might force her to admit what she did to her family, especially if she's worried she might need a lawyer.

#53 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:37am by Sipos

Incase you haven't read above, he DID get the internship, he posted in the replies and told us that. He talked to the father of the girl and it's all sorted out.

#57 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:53pm by StaticDown

bitch

#58 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:06pm by lolhahahahhahaaa

Ha, ha that sucks, but i no ur pain

#60 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:34pm by Ducttapemann

YDI for having such an easy password.

#61 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:50pm by cefarix

Remember, OP: When in doubt, think like Chris Brown.

#63 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:45pm by The_Derpinator

BAHAHAHAHAH!

#75 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:31am by bored690

what a crazy motherfucker.

#64 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:49pm by muffinsareyummy

Hahahahaha. People's misfortunes is fucking hilarious.
Although...Karma is going to bite my ass for thinking this. Hehe.

#65 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:06pm by Fleecy

WTF , that was defanatly a BITCH thing to do , like who in the hell would do that ,
like she needs to fucking grow up and break up with you , the propor way !

#68 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:01pm by SykoOne

WTF , that was defanatly a BITCH thing to do , like who in the hell would do that ,
like she needs to fucking grow up and break up with you , the propor way !

#69 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:01pm by SykoOne

She's a bitch, so FYL, but also YDI cuz you shouldn't have dropped out of college.

#71 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:12pm by xx_irish_rose_xx

that chick is just crazy! screw her, she's someone else's problem now

#72 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:30am by Sweets_wtc

That's not legal. You could probably get her arrested for that.

#73 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:06am by bored_person

What a hoebag. I say good riddance to bad rubbish. You can always get back into college (:

#74 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:15am by iPooed

Stay in school, kiddies.

#76 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:33am by greeneye

Sue her ass! That's totally illegal.

#77 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:43am by FruitSalad4225

Don't get involved with someone of the opposite sex - they're nuts! My plan is to turn gay, maybe you should try it too :-)

#78 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:08pm by lil_miss_shorty

Uff da, for no drit. Da får du starte på skoln igjen da veitu, det som er kos med Norge :)

#79 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:50pm by Nathibelle

now thats just low and evil

#80 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:11pm by cphere92

You dropped out of college? YDI

#81 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:11am by FoundManyLemons

You were gonna work for your ex's dad? That had "messy ending" written all over it, dude.

#83 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:57pm by DJ_Chutfield

Check the mail headers and marvel at the mismatched IP Address between your connection and "your" email.

#84 - On 11/17/2009 at 7:07am by Wrathlon

For all of you people that don't get this. In norway, you can actually get a job without a College degree, but the internship is giving med the degree i need to get a good job later on. Her father is now having trust issues with her, and he have told me that giving med the internship was a good idea. If i would have applied without being her BF, i I would still get the internship, or so he said! :)
But now I have a contract that is (assuring? Is that a Word? :p) That I will have the internship for 4 years! :)

#85 - On 11/22/2009 at 1:11pm by TineMelk

what a horrible bitch...

#86 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:07pm by palasarop

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! {SORRYABOUT THIS} THIS GIRL'S NAME IS SUMMER SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD & hasBLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. SHE IS DEAD. IF U DONT COPYTHIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR..SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGES

#87 - On 12/31/2009 at 12:46pm by dancerxoxo3415

It's easy to spoof sender email. You weren't "hacked" dumbass.

#89 - On 02/05/2010 at 2:24am by Shadow14l

Shes a crazy bitch.Fucking up your life coz she didnt feel like dating you.Kill her :)

#90 - On 03/04/2010 at 8:38am by Itstopsecret

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