Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
by sneezer / 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm / Love
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Aw, you guys are so disgusting together.
#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:17pm by Owl
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#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:28am by fgsfds
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