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Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13259) - you deserved it (3701)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version

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