Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21279) - you deserved it (5937)
On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version
looz's life also sucksToday, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her…
Wreet also deserved itToday, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up…
Aw, you guys are so disgusting together.
#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:17pm by Owl
See in context
#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:28am by fgsfds
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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