Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever & Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you totally deserved it (1662)
On 11/11/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by iluvsu504 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
I swear, some girls are like raccoons. If it's shiny that's all they care about!
#6 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:40pm by BeeSkwaird
Agree with #1... You shoulda slapped the bitch and said "Hail nah, hoe." If you let her keep it then your a dumbass.
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YDI for being a lesbian. Send me pics nao!!!
#58 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:01pm by bishoprsv2
Tell her no! She's a gold digger if she waited until you had material goods to give you before breaking it off. There are better women out there, so save your love-- and your gifts, and your hamster-- for someone who will cherish it.
#2 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:36pm by pope_suburban
A silver-digger, that is, can't you read?
Shove a Habitrails tube in her and give her the hamster to keep. You choose the orifice.
She wants to be a gold-digger, but I guess she just doesn't have the goods to rate more than silver.
I'd be wary of that approach with the hamster, though; she might enjoy it.
#51 - On 11/11/2009 at 7:56pm by pope_suburban
If she wanted to be a gold digger, wouldnt she have just waited until she gave it to her? then skipped out?
FYL
#73 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:21pm by EqualycrazyyJen
Given that she asked for the goods anyway, I think she's still a gold digger.
#92 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:42am by pope_suburban
What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.
you mean "she doesn't deserve you" not "you don't deserve her"
O.P. well that sucks at least now you have the experience to UP your standards. and if the bitch is that stingy of a gold digger trashy ho then you definitely can do better.
#41 - On 11/11/2009 at 7:13pm by inconvienentgurl
It makes sense, just isn't how we usually say it.
"You deserve someone better, therefore you don't deserve her." =)
#59 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:06pm by dudeitsdanny
Yea i agree you deserve someoneway better, and you better get your hamster and ring back!!!
#74 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:22pm by caligirl805
why does someone always say "you deserve better"...how do you even know this? for all you know this could be Gwendolyn Graham or Cathy Wood...
in a real life situation it might make sense, but here these are just empty words and you make yourselves look foolish.
#87 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:54am by organisedchaos
saying "you dont deserve her" implies that SHE is too good for HIM...
not that he is too good for her...
#122 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:10pm by inconvienentgurl
so wait your girlfriend is a she? and you are a She??? That is AWESOME sorry that she broke up with you though
#5 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:38pm by bullshitdetector
uh. no? don't egg her car. It's already satisfying to be able to say no to the ring and hamster. No need to be bat-shit crazy and egg her car. Crazy people.
#20 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:59pm by taoxyeuxmay
This guy makes a valid point. The "best" part implies that it is, unequivocally, the best.
#16 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:55pm by RyeBreadBoy
Woaaaaah. She is a B*****! Say no. And make sure you keep hamster. ;)
#15 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:52pm by chinCHILLaout
She said expensive. To some this could be a couple of hundred pounds...ie not a cheapy. and a couple of hundred isnt that much to spend on a gift.
Engagement and wedding rings are one thing...
Jewelry or even promise rings are another.
You're never gonna get married if you're not willing to do thoughtful things every once in a while.
#60 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:08pm by dudeitsdanny
Is FML effing up or... why did the thing we replied to change?
And hey... Erindub... That's a freaky coincidence, because something similar happened to me with a girl whose first and first name together are similar to Erindub...
#68 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:44pm by dudeitsdanny
OP's in Lousiana. They're not getting married. (Well maybe, but they'd have to travel pretty far)
OP, keep your hampster, return the ring, and find a new girl! You deserve better!
If you're taking your stuff back (as opposed to just giving it to her) make sure to leave behind your hamster's droppings.
#24 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:10pm by Nakedsquirrel
if she was smart enough she could of waited till she got the ring them dumped your ass!
#25 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:12pm by Polarisracing96
Call her a cunt. Give her nothing she didn't own before. Sorry mate, but at least you're no longer dating a stupid, vain, batshit insane bitch.
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So your a girl and she's a girl, how would that work in bed? Well I guess you guys could do like a scissors? Then make a lesbian, pirate porn called scissor me timbers?
#27 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:18pm by Towelie_31
or maybe I was making a joke #28, and you just ruined it? thank you Buzz Killington
#69 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:56pm by Towelie_31
FYL...but it was a bit early to be picking out a ring. Still, she's a real piece of work to be wanting a present you got her...AFTER she dumped you. Tell her "Fuck no!", get your money back, and congratulate yourself on being well rid of that bitch.
Give her the hamster, take the ring back to the store or sell it.
#29 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:30pm by larcenousturco
I agree, let her have the hamster, that is if you shove it up her ass. What a fucking dumb cunt...
I would laugh in her face and tell her to fuck herself
#33 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:46pm by donkey_hang_down
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are you like 12? what grown man has a pet hamster? i would get rid of the stupid thing and get something thats a little bit more manly.
As others have said, the OP is a woman. Plus, even if the OP were a man, I fail to see what's wrong with a guy having a pet hamster.
I dated someone like the girl in question. Unbelievable is all I can say.
#91 - On 11/12/2009 at 1:59am by SarcasticAvenger
Tell her no then keep the ring and wear it to remind you of how bitchy she was so when she comes crawling back you remember to say no
#42 - On 11/11/2009 at 7:17pm by Starfire22
My thoughts exactly. If sterling silver is expensive for you, consider a different type of gift.
#46 - On 11/11/2009 at 7:28pm by kitkatkelly
thats so embarassing, she doesnt respect you at all. i wouldnt even be sharing this shit with the internet if that happened to me. you should be furiously saying no and leaving instead of telling other people how bad your life is...
You probably let her take the ring and the hamster, you tool.
#53 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:01pm by epicwinmaster
i suggest to return the ring and when you get a new girlfriend you can give her a new ring because this ring will be special to her. just know that its the new girlfriends face you want to see when you get the ring. the hamster thing well don't give her the hamster either its your pet.
#54 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:09pm by Chica_elf13
that's all most girls do care about. thank god my gf doesn't care that I don't make alot of money. all she wants is to know I love her. fyl indeed!
wow i cant believe she actually asked to keep the ring...why would she get the gift? dont give them to her, she's a jerk.
#62 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:25pm by yeahreally
To be fair, 15 months is a little soon to be talking forever. However, she should have said something BEFORE you bought and engraved the ring.
I hope you said no to both. And good for you for being able to post both of you are girls...some people act like being gay is a disease. stupid pple
What did a really expensive sterling silver ring cost $25 ? Get a skill, get a better job, buy better $h!t, get a better girlfriend. At least then when she leaves you'll have good stuff to fight over.
#72 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:41pm by CallMeHush
Give her a kick up the butt so she is still running full tilt when she gets to Georgia.
#77 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:32pm by Carbonchild
You said "No" and then poked her eyes out with a rusty spoon, right?
#78 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:44pm by wafflemonger
Since when is sterling silver expensive? Trying buying a diamond engagement ring, get your anniversary engraved in it and then have the girl tell you she's been cheating on you with some guy in the back room at work.
Then we can talk.
#79 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:45pm by WTFsGoingOn
Oh I forgot, next time wait longer than 15 months before you choose to use the term Forever & Always. Seriously people, put some actual thought into this kind of stuff instead of using the first romantic phrase that comes to mind.
#80 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:47pm by WTFsGoingOn
But.. but.. 15 months is a lifetime in Lesbian Time. Who hasn't heard this oldie but goodie..
Q: What does a Lesbian bring on a first date?
A: A 'U-Haul'.
response: lawl lawl lawl :|
OP can just save the ring for one of her future Always and Forevers :] ღ ღ ღ
Secretly wrap the hamster in Velcro and ask her for one last night of passion.
I'm sure you'll stick together.
god that sucks..
dont give it to her
ring or hamster..
keep em
the ring will remind you that she wasnt worth it..
throw it in a lake >.>
or sell it on Ebay
xoxo
#83 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:01am by Kittykatkrunch
sounds alot like a story with my girlfriend, we were 6 months, it was a week after I picked up a ring that I ordered from walmart, like $60(I'm 17, just a part time job...) and the ring said Always & Forever and our names, and had our birthstones. but a week after I give it to her, she takes a break from and says yes to her crush asking her out. but we got back together quick and have been mostly drama-free :) past a year total now
#85 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:36am by just_michael
Hell No she cant have the ring or the hamster and if you gave it to her your a total idiot
#86 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:50am by Lightz_Camera_Me
Haha. YDI for dating somebody who probably couldn't outwit a bag of concrete. You're probably better off without her. On the other hand, if you told her, "yes," to either request, then you're just as nuts.
#88 - On 11/12/2009 at 1:18am by blastvortex
yea that sucks i know how that goes, well not personally anyways, but either way it sucks, well i hope you feel emotionally better soon.
#94 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:15am by bikeduster
what, the femanist hasnt shown up? this must be tooooooo conflicting for her lol
Op keep the ring and share it with someone worth while later on :)
#95 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:37am by catriona_cd
who the freak puts YDI because your lesbian? Eff off you losers. Gay people are awsome.
#99 - On 11/12/2009 at 7:12am by murder1215
just because the bitch wants those things from you, doesn't mean you have to give it to her! just be like, no way in hell, get the fuck out.
I would say YDI for being a lezzy, but I'm not in a very trollish mood today.
There's just a few things you need to do.
Get better taste in rings. Sterling silver is cheap...unless you're flat-out broke, in which case it would be expensive.
Learn two words to tell her. "Hell no". You don't have to give her your property just because she said so. Grow a spine and tell that bitch that she should go to Hell and keep on falling until she lands anus-first on Satan's dick.
#101 - On 11/12/2009 at 8:42am by myfriend_youfail
I'm sorry, but BIG DEAL, so someone broke up with you and asked to keep a GIFT that you gave them... how is this an FML? If you gave her a gift she has every right to keep it, that's what a gift IS.
Plus, it's not like it was a platinum and diamond engagement ring, it was a sterling silver ring, get over it and move on.
(The wanting to keep your hamster thing is kinda douchy though)
no... she doesn't get to keep forever and always if she's cutting forever and always short. Just say no. Now if i were a petty person and the ring didn't have any sharp stones or anything, i'd swallow the damn thing with a pizza(i'm lactose intolerant) and shit it out. NOW she can have the ring. But i'm not a petty person. But if I were...
#104 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:38am by mizanonymous
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damn dykes.
#105 - On 11/12/2009 at 11:03am by stridercab
All they need is a double headed dildo and go ass to ass to make up
#107 - On 11/12/2009 at 11:26am by donkey_hang_down
YDI for buying jewelry in a relationship when you're young enough to think sterling silver is expensive.
#109 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:17pm by deaditegirl
I would've said: "Sure, you can have the ring & the hamster as long as you agree to have sex with me one last time...But in this last little "romp" that we will have together, you will allow as much ATM as I see fit!" If she agrees to this, do it & then don't give her the stuff anyway. Girl like that,deserves no kind of respect whatsoever!
SHE WANTED TO KEEP THE RING? AND YOUR HAMSTER? WTF is wrong with her?
#113 - On 11/13/2009 at 12:15am by muffinsareyummy
fuck that bitch. she doesnt deserve you. you deserve so much better. i want to meet her and kick her ass in person.
#115 - On 11/13/2009 at 9:34am by sickofdrama
thats lesbians for you-either making a "statement"or beating each other up in drunken rages fuelled by penis envy. How dreary.
this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her fucking mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week.
btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive
so thanks.
but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!
that bitch is dumb give her nothing and tell her to eff off, she is just a waste of your time. i feel bad for you, just find someone else that deserves you.
Or you can ditch being a damn dyke and find a man...simple solution. Heh...I should start chargin for this kind of advice...
#126 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:46pm by stridercab
OP, sorry that happened :( You sound like a wonderful person. She doesn't deserve you at all. Keep the ring and the hamster! Cheer up!
#127 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:16pm by xXmoses_rocksXx
The obvious response: Tell her that she can keep the hamster, but you wish for a few days to 'let go' of it. In that time, you train it to bite anyone other than yourself, then give it rabies. Once it has rabies, you give it to her, allowing it to bite her, causing her to contract rabies, teaching her a lesson for being an insensitive retard.
#128 - On 11/20/2009 at 8:55am by megatrontwo
ok, wtf is with all of the lesbian hate comments? This is the 21st century for crying out loud! There is nothing wrong with being gay. For all of you gay haters, stop wasting everyone's time saying that you hate gays and get on with your life! (no I'm not gay)
