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Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27828) - you deserved it (2567)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:21am - love - by Starchyld (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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