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Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29394) - you deserved it (2737)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:21am - love - by Starchyld (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed

#4 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:08am by Raiderwrstler65

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"Mmmm Hmmm, perfect breedin hips and a purdy mouth you have there. Now squeal like a pig while I inseminate you!"

It could have ended like that

#16 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:29am by donkey_hang_down

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