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Today, my wife told me that she's pregnant. I said "Really?" in a disbelieving tone, but leaned forward to kiss her anyway. She responded by puking all over my face. Never doubt what a woman says. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22189) - you deserved it (7218)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:00am - love - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

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If kissing you makes her puke, how did you get her pregnant?

#10 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:38am by perdix

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You're gonna be smarter than that when she says she has diarrhea, right?
heh.. "Honey, I'm gonna give birth to a brown babby boy.." "Really, darling..?" ker-shhhhzzzz!

#5 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:13am by mercyFML

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