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Today, my wife told me that she's pregnant. I said "Really?" in a disbelieving tone, but leaned forward to kiss her anyway. She responded by puking all over my face. Never doubt what a woman says. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20903) - you deserved it (6844)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:00am - love - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

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