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Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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Dump his ass. Now. Guys like that are fucking scum.

#2 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:20pm by tangerine_12

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Her first sentence is "i drove 600 miles". DROVE. The next sentence is her explaining the excuse her boyfriend had for not wanting her to come at all. God people, chill the fuck out! Good job making her feel worse just because you idiots can't comprehend simple sentences.

#32 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:15pm by Leashaness

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