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Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks (27702) - you totally deserved it (1311)

On 11/02/2009 at 6:05am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Man that sucks.

#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:08am by Teebean

God forbid one expects their significant other to actually be faithful to them.

#34 - On 11/02/2009 at 4:00pm by Lawlipop

Srsly?! I Don't Know how that would work in anyone's world. Cheating is a lack of respect for all parties involved, it doesn't matter how you try to spin it.

#46 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:45pm by Harpy20

So sorry dude. That's the pits.

#2 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:13am by spuuuddd

eeshk!! Sorry dude, well you're way better off at least you know now she's like that

#3 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:14am by Xaviara

sorry:( you deserve better.

#4 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:19am by Ranoona

ouch!! that bites

#5 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:25am by sk8erboy

That blows... kick his ass.

#6 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:28am by dsl135

amazing

#7 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:28am by atvarela

wow. I know that that's like... leave the skank behind

#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:29am by ushwia

what did you do?

#9 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:31am by Charlina

Ouch, its extra brutal when its someone like a roommate, because you tend to be stuck with them for the duration.

#10 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:35am by jgupta86

dump her and kick him out !

#11 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:42am by TriniRockStar

And you were out late the night before because.................?????

#12 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:57am by Jewelofagal

Do they really need to explain themselves? They're an adult.

#17 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:50am by Books4Me

HAHA! "they're an adult" from "Books4me". It couldn't get any worse than that.

#48 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:51pm by Harpy20

Oh man that is brutal. What did you do??

#13 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:59am by Kickmehard

Get 4 more friends over and give her the triple-double just so she knows how dirty she is....

Then dump her

#14 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:03am by donkey_hang_down

WTF!

#49 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:54pm by Harpy20

Triple-double is when there is 2 in each. 2+2+2=6. 6 dudes, that girl is disgusting

#61 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:01am by donkey_hang_down

I think your roommate shall be paying a little more than half of the utilities this month, and your girlfriend will not be your girlfriend anymore?

If they can't agree to these simple terms, then I think it best to convince them to see things your way... >.>'

#15 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:11am by someone1989

http://www.fmylife.com/love/6066680
Look at the author. These aren't the only two either... how many girlfriends and bad breakups can one guy have in a week eh?

#16 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:33am by janjorisdeman

wow... you're right. This looks fake

#39 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:13pm by OLOtheDemigodess

#16 in both my posts my girlfriend is the same person
to all the ppl who ask y i wasnt out with her its cuz she had work Nov 1st so i went ok with my friends and i usually call ahead to see who is there cuz i normally dont bring my keys out to get back in
and #47 thank you for clarifying that for everyone

#57 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:56am by ZPyRoGoDz

Sooooo let me get this straight, since you say both posts are about the same girl...

Your girlfriend cheated on you with your best friend. BUT, you obviously didn't break up with her for it, because in your other FML, SHE dumped YOU for being bedridden with the flu.

Otherwise, she dumped you for being bedridden and then took you back, but obviously by then you should have figured out what a 'yotch she is BEFORE she cheated on you.

#60 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:32am by Witchcraft

You were out two nights in a row without your girlfriend. Why couldn't you see that she might crave some attention?

I'm thinking you are one of these "bros before hos" douchebags who spends lots of time with his male buddies and thinks your girlfriend ought to sit at home alone and be thankful for the occasional chance to bask in your testosterone-fueled masculinity.

Your roommate just grabbed an opportunity you created by neglecting your woman. Real men prefer the company of the woman they love to the He-Man Woman Haters' Club, at least most of the time. Go play with your boyfriends, then yourself. YDI, QED.

#18 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:50am by perdix

OH 2 whole lonely nights i must fuck someone else. if a man were like that you'd probably say to beat the shit out of him

#26 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:33pm by quizikall

Oh hey, it's Captain Ridiculous Assumptions!

Or the OP's girlfriend. Either way you're a whore.

#36 - On 11/02/2009 at 4:40pm by BritishHobo

Directed at the two replies above me: Perdix was kidding. He isn't really saying a guy can't go two nights without his girlfriend. He's making what you might call a "joke."

#38 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:09pm by Amysbodybetrayal

Honestly, just reading the FML you can't assume what kind of person he is. If he posted it on FML, obviously cares at least a little. Guys with the "bros b4 hoes" attitude wouldn't care at all, and would be happy for the newly assumed "single" status, and it wouldn't even have made to FML.

#50 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:01pm by Harpy20

At least you still have a sense of humor!

#19 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:52am by donor25

18, maybe the girlfriend brushed him off to be with the room mate....bitch.

#20 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:09pm by keenaz

Aww that sucks man

#21 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:16pm by Luv_my_life

Spend more time with the girl you're with, idiot.

#22 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:01pm by DJ_Grim

bitch you're probably a girl and if the sexes were opposite in this fml you would freak out

#25 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:31pm by quizikall

Gotta love people that get anal over comments on the internet.

Also, I'm a guy, idiot.

#27 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:36pm by DJ_Grim

why would you call ahead? this way you get to see the asshole that you live with and the two timing cow that WAS your girlfriend.

you should be able to go out as late as you want without two people you trust banging each other

#23 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:17pm by patticake1601

I think 18 is male

#29 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:04pm by LeedsFML

I am #18 and I am decidedly male.

In my day, when one of our bros had a chance to be with a girl, we were cool about it and wished him well. We hoped that we would get some titillating details the next day!

"Bros before hos" isn't virile, it's gay.

#31 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:52pm by perdix

cunt

#30 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:26pm by KiddNYC10

M'kay... So you'd rather be blissfully unaware that your supposed buddy was boning your girl? What are you, nuts?

#32 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:53pm by blastvortex

YDI 'cause you dont spend time with your girl, even if you have the opportunity to do so. I'd be happy if I could see my GF every day.

#33 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:54pm by Oregnoll

I love how people are missing the OP's sarcasm. I know it's the internet, but seriously kids it's not that hard to detect.
#23 and #32 please re-read and actually think before posting

#35 - On 11/02/2009 at 4:39pm by Chelss24

You should cock slap her

#37 - On 11/02/2009 at 4:52pm by Gigidy

YDI for dating a slut

#40 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:31pm by darkshadow

i see so many of these roommate stories... seriously u people need to find better roommates.. your friend, ur true friends, don't do this shit!

#41 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:34pm by btuwo

IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!

#42 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:48pm by blackberry1993

This has happened to me, except that i went two weeks before i figured out who it was. High five fellow loner.

#44 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:40pm by GreenChemicalBoy

I selected both: it's the suckiest thing ever.
BUT why would you be out partying without your girl???

#45 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:40pm by Twincest

Couples can't spend every waking moment together. It's impossible to even imagine how any relationship could work that way.

#47 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:47pm by Harpy20

You're the same OP as the dumped-because-of-flu guy.

http://www.fmylife.com/love/6066680

You either have really bad luck with da wimminz, or you just plain suck in relationships.

#51 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:41pm by Witchcraft

Or he had two girlfriends, and both relationships ended in an ugly manner within the same week. That would truly be an FML.

#54 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:37pm by Amysbodybetrayal

This comment has been moderated.

#52 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:00pm by silence258

Yes next time why don't u do that :P

When all else fails; get with a slut. -Me

#53 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:06pm by deth2emos

Agreed, you were obviously being very inconsiderate.

#65 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:13am by Rayn4u

dump her man. u don't need her.

#55 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:46pm by jw90

Why wasn't she out with you?

#56 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:13am by lo1337a

you life truely sukks duuuddde...

#58 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:05am by rana_xx

lol...and u let it go,if it were me,id have thrashed my roomie!

#59 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:56am by diablonegro

ouch man, throw that ho out tha window

#62 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:39pm by ForgottenRemix0

LOL, "THROOOO DAT HOOOOO OUT DA WINDOOOO"
RealTalk

#64 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:23pm by fyourlife88

man. second girlfriend you've lost in a few days, huh? I call BS

#66 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:13am by callmeEVO

#66 if u looked at my comment i left for 16 its the same gf

#67 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:43pm by ZPyRoGoDz

that... is so confusing
o.0

#68 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:41am by OLOtheDemigodess

>< didn't mean to do that. That was supposed to be a reply for somebody else.... grrr

#70 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:44am by OLOtheDemigodess

o.o

#69 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:43am by OLOtheDemigodess

That sucks dude.

#71 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:58pm by evilmonkey02

there are about a million reasons why she wouldnt have been out with him. maybe he invited her out but she declined with some lame excuse so as to spend the night with his roommate...

but i think you're all missing the point, which is that this is fake.

come on OP, two breakups in a week? ok, so its the same girl you say? well here's a pro-tip for you, if she broke up with you 'because you had the flu', she's not that into you; move on. begging to get her back is just gonna land you in a 'omg i just caught my gf sleeping with my roommate' situation.

#72 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:56am by xyz22

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