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Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42044) - you deserved it (2687)

On 11/02/2009 at 6:05am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Man that sucks.

#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:08am by Teebean

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eeshk!! Sorry dude, well you're way better off at least you know now she's like that

#3 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:14am by Xaviara

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