Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23882) - you totally deserved it (1005)
On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
That's when you say "Well that's strange...we've only been separated for 2 months..isn't that something." IF the guy doesn't break up with your ex for being a tramp, he deserves the herpes.
Unless the guy already knew he was being a man-whore, then its just awkward all around
#38 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:03pm by Sun_Kissed18
What a slutty bitch! Atleast you don't have to worry about the cheating slut.
#6 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:34pm by Inked2009
What a cheating bitch. Guess there are bad feelings now, huh?
#7 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:36pm by ericalew_xo
did you tell him you guys broke up about 2 months ago? unless he already knew she was a cheating slut.
#8 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:41pm by crazieeli
atleast your going to harvard! well atleast that's what your name implies.
#12 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:00pm by besad
no his name is h4rd_man...4 is an a so it's hard man, nothing to do with harvard!
#20 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:32pm by pointerdog
Wow what a bitch. However, this means that she didn't tell him that she was with you during the same time she was with him. So if you had said something like "That's funny, we only broke up two months ago.", he could have possibly broken up with her right then, thus leaving her as the lonely cheating slut that she is. Or he did know about it, and was stupid and accidentally spilled the beans. I would have had at least immediately gotten up and walked away.
this isn't an fml its more of a 'thank god I'm not wasting my time on cheating bitch who would have probably given me some sort of std'
Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
Confidence is a must
Cockiness is a plus
Edginess is a rush
Edges (I like 'em rough)
A man with a Midas touch
Intoxicate me, I'm a lush
Stop you're making me blush
People are looking at us
I don't think you know (know)
I'm checking it so hot (so hot)
I Wonder if he knows he's on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar)
And if I notice you I know it's you. Choose you don't wanna lose you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar)
When you walk (when you walk) and when you talk (when you talk)
I get the tingle, I wanna mingle, that's what I want (that's what I want)
Hey, listen, baby, turn up the fader.. try to make you understand you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar)
On my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR
Interesting sense of style
Ten million dollar smile
Think I cant handle that
Animal in the sack
His eyes see right to my soul
I surrender self-control
Catch me looking again
Falling right into my plan..
I don't think you know (know)
I'm checking it so hot (so hot)
Wonder if he knows he's on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar)
And if I notice you I know it's you
Choose you don't wanna lose you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar)
When you walk (when you walk) and when you talk (when you talk)
I get the tingle, I wanna mingle, that's what I want (that's what I want)
Hey, listen, baby, turn up the fader.. try to make you understand you're on my radar (on my radar)
on my radar (on my radar)
on my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR
on my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR
I got my eye on you... and I cant let you get away...
Hey baby whether it's now or later (I've got you)
you cant shake me (no)
cause I got you on my radar
Whether you like it or not, it ain't gonna stop
cause I got you on my radar (I've got you)
cause I got you on my radar
I'm checking it so hot (so hot)
Wonder if he knows he's on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar)
And if I notice you I know it's you. Choose you don't wanna lose you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar)
When you walk (when you walk) and when you talk (when you talk)
I get the tingle, I wanna mingle, that's what I want (that's what I want)
Hey, listen, baby, turn up the fader... try to make you understand you're on my radar (on my radar)
on my radar (on my radar)
on my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR
on my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR
Da-da-da-da-da-da-dadadadadadada... da da da.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-dadadadadadada... da da da da da da da
#16 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:11pm by seanreddog
No Britney Spears song may ever be looked up for the lyrics and posted on any website, not even her own one, if she couldn't look them up I guess she'd never be able to mime again, hence, we should delete all trace of her from the internet.
#21 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:33pm by Dcvictorious
If you're going to post the lyrics to that song, at least get them right.
#22 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:37pm by cyurihsung
Crap, damn internet. Well I'll be taking my complaint to Google, even though what you mean is you searched on Google and followed a link, i.e, the whole point of Google being a search engine.
#25 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:46pm by Dcvictorious
Have i really been that long that not only are weenies copying me due to lack of lyrics AND being terrible at it?
I wont complain about the song too much, your tastes, w/e, but never post the FULL song
"...you better be careful what you do
i wouldn´t wanna be in your shoes
if they ever found you out
you better be careful what you say
it never really added up any way
I got friends in this town
Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
and it spreads just like a fire
slips off of your tongue like turpentine
and I don´t know why
white liar..."
#35 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:35pm by ireply_w_lyrics
You mean her current boyfriend. He's in the now, which sucks for you since he was in the now when you too, were in the now. Which is so yesterday. FYL
who broke up with who? if she broke up with you at least she finaly did the right thing. and you said, yourself there were no hard feelings so why change that. she probably didnt tell you because she didnt want to hurt you.
#33 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:09pm by myepic_fail
Fuck the bitch, but whatever already broken up with her anyway. Just don't have anything to do with her anymore. Either that, that asshole might just wanna make you feel pissed to have a good reason of your ex hating you.
Tell him you need to give him monthaversery punches, one for each month. Before the last one, causually mention the five-months overlap, then slug him in the crotch.
ohh that sucks big time!
oh well, shes a bitch and your lucky you got rid of her when you did
#43 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:58am by cheque_please
Pfffffft. How the hell is this an FML? As long as you guys are over, I don't see the problem. You're rid of her, so what's the problem?
#44 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:11am by Srain
it's basic morals, no one wants to be cheated on whether they're "rid" of the person or not.
anyhow OP, leave stories like these to jeremy kyle.
#46 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:22am by repyourcliche
