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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26188) - you deserved it (3924)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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