Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21187) - you totally deserved it (2844)
On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
you got to meet the dog? i bet you were estatic to meet your replacement
#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:26pm by oakleysista
YDI for calling them ugly. If you think they're ugly, I'd hate to see you
#47 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:59pm by pancakes_n_syrup
YDI for being such a punk that her mom had to do that, and for dating a nasty ditzy shallow ho who would go for it.
#49 - On 11/01/2009 at 9:39pm by justmeagirl
pugs look like they have major downs... sorry if i offend you...the truth hurts.
#81 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:38pm by IgniteMe28
Pugs are amazing. No wonder she dumped you for one; her mom bribed your girlfriend to get rid of you. Either you have some serious problems, or your ex-girlfriend's mom does.
#90 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:20pm by ZebraZuver
ouch so much for mans best friend.. awhooooooooooooooooo ur love went to the dogssss
but dont blame the wrong bitch for dumping you...... ;)
#2 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:27pm by moon_mistress
I bet you deserved it, or the mothers psycho.
You should kill the dog.
#3 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:27pm by vapors
...psycho...kill the dog...
I lol'd.
OP, be glad. Shallow bitch wasn't worth the sweat.
#6 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:33pm by geppy
YDI for thinking you were in a serious relationship if she'd let her parents influence her.
#4 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:28pm by ISellHerbs
Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?
aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.
well, at least you won't have a bitchy mother-in-law in the near future :)
#10 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:43pm by crazieeli
maybe you should try finding a gf that actually likes you then...
#11 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:45pm by im2coolmatt
Yes. If she'd dump you for a dog, do you think she ever actually loved you? Be glad you got rid of her now instead of being hurt even more later, or god forbid being married to someone so shallow.
Pugs are so ugly they are cute. I own one. I know. What #15 said. Work on your appearance.
#16 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:07pm by KarelessKitten
Pugs aren't ugly, they're adorable. YDI for being so arrogant that you think you're better looking than a pug. Just be glad it wasn't a bulldog or Chinese crested.
a bull dog is like an oversized pug...they both have wrinkly, squashed in faces.
I want a bull dog. =)
#51 - On 11/01/2009 at 9:44pm by XOfiestypixie
pugs look like they've run into a wall. I prefer a dog that doesn't look like a sumo wrestler has sat on its face. But everyone's welcome to their own opinion, I guess. Anyway, I love my dog (a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel XD)
#67 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:50am by OLOtheDemigodess
You were really in the dog house, weren't you? Well, don't worry about. If your girlfriend is more willing in having a relationship with a dog than having one with you, she obviously doesn't have the most correct of priorities. Move on. If she is so easily bought off, you wouldn't want to be with her anyway.
#18 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:12pm by rockyhorrorshow
Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
#22 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:20pm by seanreddog
hey "seanreddog" you keep posting stupid crap on like every fml when i want to read real comments so i think you should stop and i think most people agree, its really annoying
@22: total win.
as for OP, pugs are fucking ahdorable. this is still pretty messed up though. I doubt you deserved it, but consider yourself lucky that you're no longer dating such a dumb skank.
#50 - On 11/01/2009 at 9:41pm by laurr_rawrs
You're the dumbass Sean. Feeding the trolls'd be what you just technically did, even though he/she wasn't really a troll. Also, you're not very good at the lyrical satire. Now run along and go play with the other forty-year-olds please.
That wasn't lyrical satire. That was trolling. Also, I'm 15, not forty.
#96 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:58pm by seanreddog
bitches go for dogs...don't get bothered (only if u don't think urself as a doG)
#23 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:25pm by fml_premium_mem
Weeeelll, you weren't in a real relationship...or your girlfriend wasn't anyway.
Or, you're one of those guys that we see on the MTV reality shows that are hated by moms across the country.
So...
#25 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:27pm by Gasperilla
Or maybe they both felt the dog was a better replacement for your face?
#28 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:36pm by Dcvictorious
Thats sucks, Im sorry.
But if she really wanted 2 be with u, then she wouldnt have dumped u over a dumb dogg =p
#29 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:46pm by illest_shitt
FYL that your girlfriend doesn't love you as much as a dog. G4U that you don't end up committed to a tree-hugger for life.
Awww no! I love pugs! They're the only type of dog that I really love and want, I'm a cat person but every time I see a cute little pug my heart melts. They snort and snore when they sleep. How could you think they're ugly? :(
Because they were animals first breeded for the sole purpose of being a tiny little piss take of a dog, then as a fashion trend, asian women would keep them in tiny little bags, hence how over the years they have evolved to have fucked up faces.
#35 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:10pm by Dcvictorious
While the person who responded before me is wrong as to why pugs were first bred [pugs didn't always look like that] and why they were bred to look like they do now, he is right that they SHOULDN'T look that way.
The "snorting and snoring" is because pugs have a very hard time breathing.
They're also prone to a condition called "cherry eye."
meh, I heard something or other about it, don't really care my facts are wrong tbh lol
#39 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:18pm by Dcvictorious
You said it yourself, they snort and snore when they sleep! That's not cute, that's sad. Dogs today shouldn't have snouts that hinder their breathing. Same goes for Persian cats. :(
Tbh, I think I'll stick to the loyal, friendly, protective dogs (Alsatian FTW) rather than the Tiny, annoying fashion statement, stuggling to breathe king of dog.
#44 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:17pm by Dcvictorious
I don't think they're a 'fashion statement' at all. They're not freaking small enough to fit in purses and shit. I never see people carrying pugs around. I don't think their faces are fucked up, I think they're adorable.
All a dog does is eat, sleep, hump and shit. You're telling me you're not more complex than that? Assert yourself as the alpha male! You're human, you have aposable thumbs for god's sake!
the bribe from the mum was pretty damn hard 2 turn down...u might wanna ask yourself why she didn't like u. and going from the quality of the bribe I'd go as far as using the H word...
I'll bet your girlfriend didn't accept the deal for the pug alone, but when Mom sweetened the deal with a jar of peanut butter and the advice on how to use it, that sealed your doom.
Pugs are the best breed of dog in the whole world, as well as the cutest, in a ridiculously-silly-looking sort of way. (Though I own one, so I might be completely biased.)
So don't feel bad -- being as awesome as a pug is a big ask.
If it's any consolation, you can probably win against a pug in a breathing competition. Maybe arrange one to try to win your girlfriend back?
#43 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:14pm by Turnip_Girl
Well I thought Seans Lyric posting was fitting...
Well done Sean
#45 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:22pm by Cristaderzi
Definitely not the best breed of dog, they can't do shit. They can't run, protect, jump, barley swim. all they do is eat, choke on their food, and shit. They are also definitely not ugly.
#46 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:24pm by Byrnevictim
I felt sorry for you until you decided to bash an innocent pug.
Not cool.
#54 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:01pm by mycleverusername
hahaha this reminds me of a girl I knew in high school who gave up being a vegetarian because her mom promised her a leather coat
#55 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:53pm by lili_volcano
omg yeah pugs are soooo ugly especially the nasty noise they make. that sucks dude my bf's neighbor has one and i just want to kick it or accidently run over it. the dumb ass dog kept messing with my puppy for the longest time now it doesn't know what to do cause my puppy is bigger than it now.
#63 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:27am by turtlegirl04
Wow, what a bitch, she totally threw you to the dogs. Of course, I'm sure you have a bone to pick with her mother as well.
maybe because you use drugs? or youre 25 and she is 12?
because only a KID would choose a dog over her love..
Or they weren't going out that long/she wasn't that into him anyway ? Just because they were going out doesn't mean they were in love. :/
Also, if the mom got involved, and she agreed to something so seemingly absurd, maybe he DID do something to warrant it ?
Now you know what girls feel like when they get dumped for bitches.
#75 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:00am by frootloopkicker
i dont blame her id rather have a dog than a boyfriend. and im guessing her mum didnt like u then?! LMAO!! oh well get ova it and get a good girlfriend. one that doesnt like animals! haha !
#79 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:49pm by annarulzok_x
I had a pug and they are adorable! most moms that would do that is bc there might be something u doing wrong!
#80 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:13pm by kristidgranger
haha. The dog must be better looking than you! don't be hatin'
#84 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:14pm by Jordin_Sue
I was about to click FYL until the last sentence. YDI for being a sour grape. That pug pwned you!
#85 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:43pm by bugmenotmofo
i almost felt bad 4 u, but pugs are so cute!!! YDI
#86 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:39pm by explodingpupppet
so you know, i have two pugs and theyre the cutest things i've ever laid eyes on.
also- if a mother says to dump you, you're doing something wrong.
YDI for those reasons, and the last line you wrote.
#87 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:58am by st0nerbAby_42o
I'd take my Pug over a man any day. They dont hog the remote, leave the toilet seat up and they dont care if i talk to a guy. plus if they get pregnant or get someone pregnant u can sell the puppies. lol YDI for many reasons, most of all because you think you're better then a pug. at least pugs are loyal.
I'd take a guinea pig over a girl who doesn't know how to spell 'hug'.
#92 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:35pm by DisposableHeroes
key words.. "her mom" and ...... bribing... and "if she dose"..... interesting....
#98 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:14pm by smexy_sasori123
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!? PUGS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE ASSHOLE!!! Sorry about what happened though. But think about it this way, she never loved you and now you wouldn't have to find that out the hard way.
#101 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:28pm by Dark_Queen
pugs are ugly; it's ridiculous to leave spouses for most reasons people give, but especially so for the mom giving them a dog
#103 - On 11/09/2009 at 9:17pm by photodork712
