Today, my boyfriend and I were fighting. I started crying and he went to wipe away my tears. Eventually, I noticed that he kept brushing over the same spot on my cheek, like he was trying to remove something. I had to tell him it was a zit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18140) - you totally deserved it (2068)
On 10/28/2009 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Congrats. You should get your phone and take a picture of your comment so that you will always remember the day that you successfully defeated us in the very elite race of being first on the FML website.
Damn straight we were. That's all I do all day, make my man sandwiches. That and of course satisfy him when he tells me to. Just a regular day as a Lady.
ahahahahahahaha nice one #2 :P
Btw this is not so much of a FML
#4 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:44am by the_holy_one
i agree - if i was fighting with my boyfriend and cried, i think he'd laugh at me.
#36 - On 10/28/2009 at 2:42pm by RockieGirl
OMG I though I was first!!.... -.-
anywho, fuck the his fingers life..
#5 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:45am by CH33RL34D3R
Agreed. This would only be a real FML if the following occurred:
OP: What are you doing?
Boyfriend: There's something on your face that won't budge
OP: Oh...it's a zit...
BF: Oh...uh, by the way, I think it's time we see other people
OR
OP: Oh...it's a zit...
BF: That's not so bad, you should see the ones on my back!
Really... you should have seen what the doctor removed from my ass. Past the zit stage, this thing was an inflamed, red, swollen, oozing, curvaceous, scaling, scabbed-over, rock of a carbuncle. So help me, after "lancing" it (a nice way of saying he hacked it with a machete), he had to stick an entire live sheep into the cavern just to soak up the pus. But after only a week, I was able to use a couple of tampons and a maxi pad. And that is a fact with my hand up.
Sorry about the zit.
Approved FMLs like this are the reason I want to slap every single teen addicted to shows like "The Hills" in the face with a barbed mace.
#9 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:08am by Brave_Sir_Robin
For some reason when I read this all I could think about was a "barbed mouse"...Just a spiked mouse that you flail around with its tail..im hungry..
#45 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:05pm by Veritas143
wow... if this is an FML, the OP has had a pretty sweet life so far
YDI for caring about such trivial things
#11 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:21am by spank_u_veryhard
Maybe he was trying to remove your zit.
Next time instead of wiping it, he should squeeze it. He's a keeper if he catches the pus in his mouth.
Are you still crying, or has puking commenced?
but I'm sure after you told him, it gave you a reason to laugh so you probably stopped fighting. everyone gets acne, boo hoo.
#16 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:27am by picturetaker
*gasp* A zit, you say!? Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the end of the world as we know it!!!
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Get over yourself....
#19 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:53am by blastvortex
There REALLY needs to be a "so what?" or "not an FML" option to vote for on here. Wow. A zit. Poor thing. You must be like, the only person on the planet to ever get one of those.
#26 - On 10/28/2009 at 10:50am by AndreaHatesYou1
I want an FML rating. 1-Yeah, your life is FML for 5 minutes.... to 10-Yeah, your life, your dead momma's life, your ugly children's life, and your life in the hereafter is FML throughout all eternity.
I thought I was going to get a WIN for Grossest Comment on this post (#15).
I concede defeat. Well done.
he's your boyfriend for crying out loud! You shouldn't be embarrassed. You're just too f-ing emotional
#31 - On 10/28/2009 at 12:27pm by Dutchie2010
You were fighting with your boyfriend. And crying. And have a zit. And all that's a FML??
You're on your period, aren't you?
#34 - On 10/28/2009 at 1:32pm by Hellsno
Zits happen. Every teenager gets them at one point or another, including your boyfriend, so quit whining and get over yourself.
Ungrateful. I want a guy that would wipe away my tears.
#41 - On 10/28/2009 at 4:30pm by missgreenday
I want to eat all of those 6915 people who clicked "I agree, your life sucks" Seriously.
OMFG HE FOUND AZIT ON YOUR FACE OMGOMGOMOMGPORJGISZDHNFLJFHBVAKFS!!!!!!!!!!!KSDGKBSJR
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Too bad no one cares :(
It's a FMl because of the fact that her boyfriend was touching it on her face. You're socially challenged if you don't realize that it's awkward and embarassing.
#47 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:46pm by bgpink
socially challenged? if your bf can't touch your face what hope of a relationship do you have
#64 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:57am by bored690
at least he was nice enough and/or sweet enough to wipe away your tears. you had a zit. GET OVER IT! we're all human and no one's perfect. i promise you'll live.
#48 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:48pm by L0VEPiNK07
I mean it's not really that bad ToT at least maybe if you tell him, he'll laugh and you guys will stop fighting :3
I'm tired of teens complaining about their looks. If your boyfriend thinks you're **** because you have zits, just dump him and be happy. YDI
Oh my god. You have a zit and your BF found out? Oh NO!! Thats TOTALLY worse than world hunger, the economy, cancer, abuse and the swine flu. You poor, poor thing.
Seriously, its a zit, and he's your BF. If you're comfortable enough to (I assume) be naked around him, whats the problem with a zit? Everyone gets them. I don't normally say this but...not an FML.
#60 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:29pm by Sprinter136
Sprinter136, lighten the fuck up! No FML's are worse than world hunger, cancer, or any of the other crap you mentioned. They are supposed to be funny stories to make you laugh. You need to get laid or something so you can chill out
Lighten up and chill out says the one who is complaining about someone's comments. Good job hypocrite :thumbs up:
Hahahahahahaha! This made me laugh. That does suck though. I mean, it's not a huge deal, but it's rather embarrassing. At least your boyfriend is a total sweetie for wiping your tears away. My boyfriend never did that. He just sat there and watched me cry.
#65 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:16am by HollyDolly660
