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Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML


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On 02/03/2009 at 3:49am - love - by 751920 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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why does your gf have okcupid?

#4 - On 02/03/2009 at 11:54am by misanthrope84

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Oh it's probably an actor or a singer you know... doesn't mean she doesn't love you!

#6 - On 02/03/2009 at 3:43pm by Aquamarine

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