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Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

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Big butts are AWESOME. Your BF is an idiot.

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:05am by chuck

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you know how many guys want a girl with a flat stomach and bit butt. go you find yourself someone who digs it.

#11 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:59pm by meganl

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