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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 032

You deserved it 88 059

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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You deserved it 31 628

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 165

You deserved it 4 949

By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 526

You deserved it 2 666

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 403

You deserved it 4 468

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By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 921

You deserved it 45 984

By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 634

You deserved it 12 020

By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 215

You deserved it 3 203

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 814

You deserved it 3 838

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 482

You deserved it 3 242

By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 326

You deserved it 4 177

Beccabee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha

Phillay632 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"

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Beccabee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha

redsox4021 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 17:15

hey hey hey guys not every blonde is dumb ....just the women

McCamryn123 0

Friday 30 July 2010 21:27

dumb blonde.

gorina 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:52

Bitchy brunettes.

Pinguini26 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 21:36

That doesn't make you a dumb blonde. It just makes you kluzty.

Parky03 9

Tuesday 6 November 2012 6:26

In actually into blondes. I find them pretty :)

Phillay632 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"

uhazsquiads 0

Friday 20 August 2010 8:12

lol proly number 2

xXxElizavetaxXx 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:18

hahahaahahahahahahaha WOW.thats kind of ironic that you do that while say "I am not a dumb blonde" (:

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:09

Way to go, captain obvious.

strongguard 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:20

ah girl i feel for u blonde guys get shit to

GrapefruitZoe 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:20

Oh punch the kid. If he thinks you're a "dumb blonde" then he has no business dating you.

whitey_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:21

ever heard of 'choose your words wisely', or maybe 'what goes around comes around'?

Ashes_03 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:21

Bahahaha... Less screaming and more looking where you're going next time, eh?

bioclock 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:22

That's like the time I was talking to a really hot guy at the ski slopes, and he asked if I'd skied a lot. I said, "Not a lot, but I'm pretty good at it." Maybe 20, 30 feet down from the lift I lost my balance on a bump and broke my arm...right in front of him. Wondering why the hell you were screaming at him. If that was part of convincing him that you're not a dumb blonde, then I'm sorry, but you're certainly going about it the wrong way.

xNephilim 18

Monday 7 April 2014 21:21

Why is everybody talking about OP like that? Her boyfriend shouldn't think of her as a dumb blonde to begin with. That's rude as hell.

brooke33_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:25

haha if hes calling you a dumb blonde to begin with he most likely has a good reason.. and by tripping and hitting your head on a wall you just proved his point. i must agree that you are indeed a dumb blonde.. and may i ask who the hell yells at the top of their lungs because someone said they were a dumb blonde you obviously didnt get your point across.

whitey_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:28

it's only a myth that if you say something real loud, it becomes more true. dont take it so seriously. dumb blonde jokes and the like are NOT worth getting that upset.