Cook out

By zazadudu - 23/12/2008 06:47 - France

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Oh f*** that. Make him eat half-cooked rice/pasta for a few days- impact his bowels. Food is important to me, and my darling boyfriend slaves at cooking a variety of things for me as a treat sometimes, which is absolutely delicious and precious. You need to find someone who appreciates your talents, as you obviously cook with love.

You should have let him seen all the tasty warm food but then given him a plate of sandwiches (crappy, cold ones at that). Then you eat all the food you made while he enjoys his half-assed P&J.

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Oh f*** that. Make him eat half-cooked rice/pasta for a few days- impact his bowels. Food is important to me, and my darling boyfriend slaves at cooking a variety of things for me as a treat sometimes, which is absolutely delicious and precious. You need to find someone who appreciates your talents, as you obviously cook with love.

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Mace2040 1

because of how he mader her feel dumbass

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Does anyone else think of Ferris Bueller's Day off? "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"

11dibarig 0

u should have spit in his plate

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wow what a jerk. he should appreciate you more. if he doesnt then dump his ass

You should have let him seen all the tasty warm food but then given him a plate of sandwiches (crappy, cold ones at that). Then you eat all the food you made while he enjoys his half-assed P&J.

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Saiiyko 0

agreed. or throw the food at him. would have been childish but it would have been fun doing.

All I can think of is "He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!"

He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame! If you'd have been there, If you'd have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!

RedneckWoman1990 0

What a jackass.... You worked HARD on those dishes and if he comes home acting like that then he can make his own food. It doesn't matter if you are a wonderful cook or a horrible one- he shouldn't say something like that.