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Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42173) - you deserved it (348892)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

#4 - On 02/03/2009 at 12:27pm by HAnkYPoo

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Aw, bad luck. But your fault. How was the conversation?

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:05am by Aquamarine

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