Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45723) - you totally deserved it (1823)
On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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Your made of honor? I'm no grammar nazi but COME ON! Maid not made, its not that difficult.
#20 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:23pm by jakedmagic
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#67 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:25pm by KellySaysRawr3
Lol I just love it when people start something and leave right away
#68 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:37pm by Starchild21
kelly i hope you know youre a fucking dumbass and should learn to spell.
and now you're gonna have everyone on your ass for being a dick to plex. :\
Starchild21 - How come it seems like I see you everywhere on this site? Do you always post on the first response or something?
#99 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:09am by IamSpartacus
This has to be fake...on the day of you wedding you and the rest of your bridal party don't see eachother until basically the church cause you're usually busy doing your hair and makeup and what not...also if that just happened the last thing on your mind to do is post an FML unless you're seriously that pathetic...either way if you'd like to be around people or not right now you wouldn't be on this site to share your "fresh" wound...
#123 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:53pm by hypnotiq_trini
youre retarded. its not like they would have put "three days ago, i found my two best friends..."
To comply with the rules and regulations of the site, they put "today,..." even if it wasnt that day.
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Anyone who calls their fiance/significant other their "friend" deserves it. It's sickening. Call them "boyfriend" "girlfriend" "fiance" "spouse" whatever, but calling them "friend" infers "just a friend" as in they mean little to you.
YDI.
So wait...she deserves it because she called her fiancé her "best friend?" What's wrong with that? Your spouse is supposed to be your best friend.
And for the record, this is directed to #78. I clicked on "reply" for her comment, but sometimes that doesn't work right.
#96 - On 09/25/2009 at 10:49pm by animejen1988
Dickhead, you don't think perhaps that she only called him "friend" for the purposes of making this FML flow better??
#108 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:52am by judgeymcjudge
seriously...the person you marry is supposed to be your best friend! so that day that she was supposed to marry one of her best friends...she lost two...so unless you ever experience a pain like that...you cant say she deserved it. Nor can you say she said he was her best friend for the sake of making this a better fml.
#124 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:11pm by ashleynk09
sick em, thats what michael jackson would do..
love you mj
#4 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:11pm by staplergunn
He's dead, and he has been for two months now. It's time to move on. He can't hear you now. I'm sorry, but it's the truth.
The FML moderators have the power to (and frequently do) change posts after they are published. They obviously saw the mistake and fixed it.
#55 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:21pm by Intoxicunt
Either don't marry him or annul the wedding if it already occurred. Seriously. You don't need your mental health perpetually destroyed by people like that.
to #12
still be friend with the friend who was kissing you husband-to-be a few minutes before your wedding and still marry the guy who cheated you with your best friend/maid of honor on your wedding day? then what? just totally forget what you just saw and live happily ever after? dont think so..!
#102 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:07am by fmfs
Yeah, you should have just walk out into the crowd of people and ask for all their attention and tell them what happened. Hopefully they both have lots of family with them so it'd have been even more awesome
#26 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:29pm by genius_man16
Ah, don't be to hard on them. I am sure they still respect and love you.
Perhaps they have always loved one another secretly, but were sharing one last kiss before they both gave up on that dream to do their duty and marry the people they were meant to marry. He was probably just saying good bye to her before he committed himself to you completely forever and ever.
I saw this on a movie once... it must be true.
#15 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:18pm by lets_be_ian
to #15
seriously you should stop watching so many movies!
you know, movies just act out what the audience wants to see.
what does the audience wants to see? what they can't have in real life.
anyways..
if.. let's just say if.. what you said is true..
why didnt the groom marry the best friend instead of the bride? uh?
if, as u said, they love each other so much.. why would they give up their love?
why would the groom sacrifice a girl he loves and that loves him back to a girl that loves him but he doesnt love as much? it just doesnt make sense.
and dont tell me that maybe it was the maid of honor who rejected it, because she can't "hurt" her best friend. Oh.. I'm sorry! that only happens in movies! Real life scenario... people are too selfish to give up the person they love, dont you think so? in real life, all you see is people cheating and fighting for the ones they love! you'll never see someone saying, "He loves me and I love him. We love each other so much. But my best friend loves him too. So, I'm gonna push him to her - who he doesnt love -" right.. it just doesnt make sense!
i would absolutely understand if the case was giving up their love because the best friend likes the same person, but not giving up their love and then make the guy you like to marry ur best friend. NEVER will you see that =) perhaps in movies.
#104 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:21am by fmfs
well actually i gave up a gf for that reason and secondly im sure he was using sarcasm. thumbs down for leaving such a long comment
#110 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:35am by AhISnappedIt
See, "made" of honor was a pun, because her BFF is dishonorable.
#18 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:21pm by katamaridamacy
It's spelled, not spelt. British spellings are so last century.
#70 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:47pm by captainamerica50
Actually both spelled and spelt are correct. Get your grammar straight before trying to correct others. :)
this reminds me of a certain sitcom about a group of friends who would just hang out. one of the friends left her groom, who was cheating on her, and went to live in another apartment with another friend. maybe you could do the same.
i think the show was called close people or something.
#27 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:30pm by untalented1
I don't no what to say hun. If u love your husband, u would marry him.
But ur friend tho is a fucktard(I love that word) she should of known better not to do that 2 u.
FYL! cause u have deal with friends like that.
Yeah...because the poor groom is just a victim of circumstances here. That evil best friend should never have tempted him like that!
haha..
im with you 58!
how come the best friend becomes the evil one and the groom the victim?
the groom is equally guilty for doing what he isnt suppose to.
society tends to blame women for seducing guys. that's why most people think that whenever a guys cheat there's a woman to blame on, and then he becomes the victim. BUT HEY! we dont know the case here. we dont know who seduced who! let's say it was the made who seduced him. he could have rejected, you know? if he truly loves his bride-to-be, he would have giving up the chance to cheat on her. they say man are weak sexually. but what happened to the "big man" uh? the guy that takes control over everything? the big macho that knows everything...??? all the machismo, is either an act or they become "weak" whenever is convenient!
#107 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:35am by fmfs
Now people are going to start calling everyone who corrected the mistake idiots because the staff changed it to maid, lol.
At least it would be legal with the mom. I think the flower girl (or ring bearer) would be underage. That would be exciting! Yay for marrying pedos!
Sharing is caring.
What is CPS? Dear Lord, send me a man...of some sort.
#40 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:55pm by Intoxicunt
Child Protective Services I believe is what she was going with here... to save the poor flower girl from getting de-flower girled.
#49 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:12pm by lets_be_ian
Ohh, I get it! Now it's funny.
Sorry, guys, for some reason, I've been having trouble figuring out acronyms this entire week.
No, plexi dear, not "even a plumpa". . .
ESPECIALLY a plumpa. ;)
Also, LMFAO at deflower girl. You win this whole thread.
#57 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:23pm by Intoxicunt
Here's where you start screaming, tear them apart, and begin taking turns making out with the both of them. Your husband will love you more for it, you're now even, and it becomes a party instead of a ruined wedding.
For an extra kick, pull in the best man.
#36 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:47pm by Witchcraft
I can't even imagine any other way! :]
Hopefully it will be the beginning of a beautiful blooming wedding party orgy.
#44 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:04pm by Witchcraft
Lyrics guy, I'm doing it for you.
Oh,
Well imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
Commence flames based on what band I quoted. =)
#39 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:53pm by Intoxicunt
My comment is M.I.A.
I said, "Even though I don't like you much either, thank you."
And to the other guy: Yeah, I figured if I didn't do it, someone else would.
#59 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:28pm by Intoxicunt
I love Panic!
People need to chill with the hate sometimes. It's not like we're discussing Nickelback or something.
#141 - On 10/02/2009 at 9:31am by redbluegreen
people saying she said made of honor are you mentally retarded? she said maid...wow...
#61 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:56pm by Shoemaster
Read comment number 55. We're not fucking retarded. Jesus. THE. FML. MODERATORS. CHANGED. IT. AS. THEY. OFTEN. DO.
#63 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:02pm by Intoxicunt
Shoemaster are YOU mentally retarded? You took the time to read the comments where people correct her on "made" but you failed to notice the 5 other comments about how the FML staff changed it?
Lo siento...you can hate me too, if you like. I'm in your maid of honor's position atm. It's not fun either.
#64 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:13pm by bluelovesound712
Siento mucho lo que paso. It doesn't sound fun at all.
I think that's right. Been slacking on the Spanish-learning lately.
This is a great example of the saying, "Always the bridesmaid, never the bride."
#65 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:18pm by Intoxicunt
'It's not fun either'?
Wait, you made out with your friend's fiance before they got married, and you're complaining about how hard it is?
#69 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:46pm by BritishHobo
srry it was on ur wedding day but it better u found out about them now then later
P.S. DID U BEAT SUM ASS??!
#66 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:19pm by xxyahqirlmelloxx
@64 really its not fun being a stupid whore who can't keep her hands off somebody's groom? oh I wouldnt have guessed.
#71 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:51pm by captainamerica50
I don't get it. I mean, you say "Today," as required by FML, but you really stress that it was today, which leads me to question why your first reaction would be to run straight to the computer to complain about it on FML...unless this happened years ago, I think you're full of it, because if I caught my fiance with my best friend on my wedding day, forget the fact that I wasted all this money on a wedding and am absolutely humiliated in front of my friends and family, not to mention my heart is broken, I wouldn't write about it so casually on a internet sensation site.
#76 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:27pm by bellaellaella
Bella, I just thought of something. What if this happened days ago (but, per rules, she wrote "Today") but TODAY is supposed to be her wedding. As in, it would have been if she hadn't caught the pair together.
#79 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:39pm by CheshireHalli
Because if it started with "today" and wouldn't make sense if it reverted back to last week. She's just sticking with the tense so it makes sense.
#90 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:54pm by Witchcraft
saying "it was" rather than "today was" would have cleared things up.
#100 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:15am by organisedchaos
Anyone who actually wants their FML posted (which is the whole point of submitting a story) starts it out with "Today" regardless whether it's true or not. I'm just putting that out there for those of you who didn't think of that before...
#101 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:24am by IamSpartacus
...it was pointed out already...as the issue is with the use of today in the fourth sentence, suggesting it actually was today.
#114 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:29am by organisedchaos
Saying "it was" would STILL imply that it was "today"...it makes no difference and I don't see the problem. If the FML has to start with "Today" because it's supposed to make people THINK that it happened today, then the rest of it needs to match that notion or it wouldn't make sense.
And really who cares when it happened?
"A week ago, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. It had been my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML"
Wouldn't make much of a difference would it?! In the end it's still the maid of honor and groom making out with each other on the groom's [and bride's] wedding day.
#119 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:19pm by Puolukka
Damn, I was so sure it was not a big deal... I guess I was wrong :(
Groom the next groom better!
#82 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:47pm by f_alltheirlives
Wedding-jealous to the extreme.
I hope you made a HELL of a scene. Make those fuckers ASHAMED.
#84 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:14pm by DameGreyWulf
#58 I'm not saying it was just the friends fault. Yah the groom is an ass but if her so called best friend actually was her friends she would of not of done that.
I call fake: so you are meaning to tell me you are on a the computer when less than three hours after YOUR SOON TO BE HUSBAND AND ALL TIME BEST FRIEND were caught making out(and that is assuming your wedding is at 11:00 AM (who does that?) If the your first reaction was to type into FML after planning a wedding and not going through with the wedding? Or let me guess you went through with it and you two are typing it together. Fake Fake Fake! Good story though; you almost had me.
#88 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:45pm by oystersmoke
Considering the OP is from Texas, I'm somehow not surprised.
#98 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:08am by anony_moose
so you and your friends are the typical trinity- two guys and a girl, or two girls and a guy. which one is the minority? I really doubt this happened because it sounds too much like a sitcom or cartoon.
but if it did I'm sorry.
seriously, i want to know who the **** thought she deserved it?! Over 700 people??? It turns out, you actually can be able to type and be retarded at the same time.
#105 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:35am by lalaandwtf
Hope you didn't marry the asshole. And time for a new BFF.
#120 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:16pm by foxglove10
I'm getting a little sick of these FML's that are all pretty much the same. I call a fake on this one, sorry.
D: I'm hoping this was BEFORE you actually got married.
#126 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:54pm by QueenOfMelodrama
why would you want to post this on the day you caught them? did you need something to feel the void between hurt and pisaed off?
whatever, you would really take time out to stop and post that the day we caught them. you needed something to feel the void between hurt and pissed off. I smell bullshit!
wooooow honey i feel so bad for you hope u didnt marry da loser and hope you kicked your best friends ass lol so wrong
I'm sorry to hear that, sounds like the first 10 mins of Muriel's wedding, which is a comedy so you never know
I dunno, why would he go through the marriage if he likes the other girl anyway? Also, why would you post this the day it happened, I mean, I would be uber-pissed off and would probably cry for a long time before even thinking about posting this.
NEI Not Enough Info.
Did you 'find' them before or after the wedding ceremony?!?! It makes a world of difference!!
'Making out' is awfully vague. Sure, your fiance / husband shouldn't be making out at all with anyone but you, but your vagueness is supicious.
Omission of pertinant info dictates I withhold my vote. I hope you can live with that.
P.S. if they were found before the wedding, OP could have gone thru with the wedding ceremony to save face and then refused to sign the lics. It'd give her time to figure out what to tell everyone.
This was on the lifetime show Drop Dead Diva about 2 weeks ago. What a weird coincidence.
#138 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:52pm by Lindsay46789
These ones are so boring and obviously fake. After that kind of devasation you're adding it to to a website like this as humour for others?
Did you shoot them? If you kill them within minutes of seeing that, no jury in the world could convict a stressed out bride-to-be who killed for catching her groom cheating with the maid of honor.
#143 - On 10/15/2009 at 3:15pm by Josh_Factor
"Well, I'll look at it this way, I mean, technically our marriage is saved." :D I couldn't resist.
#145 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:43am by JennaRae24
"I chimed in with a havent you people ever heard of closing the GOD DAMN door :)
#146 - On 01/10/2010 at 11:26pm by metro_mello
