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Today, my navy boyfriend, who's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After searching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30428) - you deserved it (1907)

On 09/23/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by Spatch (woman) - United States (California)

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