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Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

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she doesnt deserve to be classified a bootycall for snooping.
no, she shouldnt have been snooping. maybe she deserved for her boyfriend to be mad at her, or to find out he had hacked her account, or something of the likes.

but to be deemed almost worthless? nothing she does will make her deserve that.

#5 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:15am by flyfallfadeaway

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And you were on his MSN account why.....?
INVASION OF PRIVACY!
Seriously, when you go snooping, what do you expect?

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:37pm by epic_fail_whoa

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