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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42550) - you deserved it (2329)

On 09/10/2009 at 9:37am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Ohio)

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That's illegal... press charges?

#2 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:08pm by MoobyTheCow

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Can't be an experiment because if it was, human subjects have to give prior consent. Want to get even, complain to the dean of students that you unwillingly were a human subject for her experiments, feel as though your rights were violated and want to talk to someone at the university about its policies. She'll be F'd.

#5 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:10pm by lennavan

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