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Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a female. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)

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At least your boyfriend isn't thinking of leaving on account of your mustache. He's obviously willing to stick around for you. Yes its embarassing, but you know he loves you.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:13pm by al-Gaheem

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He was just doing to naive male thing and not realising that you'd be offended. He's probably trying to be genuinely helpful.

But honestly, what woman actually -shaves- her face? It's called hot wax ffs.

#7 - On 03/04/2009 at 8:01am by plethora

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