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Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)

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He was just doing to naive male thing and not realising that you'd be offended. He's probably trying to be genuinely helpful.

But honestly, what woman actually -shaves- her face? It's called hot wax ffs.

#7 - On 03/04/2009 at 8:01am by plethora

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yeah you really shouldn't shave... I know hundreds of women that have little mo's. I have an electric facial hair thingo for mine, my friend waxes, My sister goes to the beauty shop to get hers waxed and my other friend bleaches it. You can also get hair removal gel which works too..

but yeah, I wouldn't recommend shaving!

#8 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:13am by Raceta

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