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Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7094) - you totally deserved it (28073)

On 09/08/2009 at 10:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Your boyfriend is such a nice babysitter.

#1 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:05pm by Monado

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i totally moderated this onee.(:(:(:
Haha justtttt never done that beforee.*
I laughed out loud when I read this onee.(:

#36 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:27pm by lexilovesyou

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Super Nanny is a porno, right? Sweeeeet. What techniques does he specifically use?

#37 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:31pm by Jefe

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FYL for having a Nanny for a boyfriend :p

#47 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:13pm by youaresofucked

Does anyone miss the days were we couldnt reply to comments and it was just a long, non confusing list of our remarks? I know i do.

#53 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:43pm by too_much_fun

No offense, but the BF sounds queer...what straight guy watches Supernanny??

#82 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:20pm by funnyduck0

O WOW...GEE GEE! Super Nanny is NOT porno. It's a show about a lady coming to help a family out with misbehaving kids and parents that can't control them. #37 FAIL

#83 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:27pm by JustSoLost

I agree #53. Linear replies were the shit.

#90 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:25pm by genius_man16

lewl, victory is mine!

#104 - On 09/09/2009 at 12:57pm by Jefe

Soo, stop being irrational?
Not a FML.

#3 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:09pm by fckaduck

LMAO
need to find these show timings

#106 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:11pm by imd1

If your irrational behavior is comparable to that of a child's on Super Nanny, FY boyfriend's life. Maybe it's his way of telling you to be a bit more mature.

#4 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:09pm by Pandasaur

i think you're allowed to be irrational when your boyfriend is watching super nanny...you know, out of fear of his mind disintegrating into an abyss

#69 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:48pm by the_stereotype

so?

#5 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:09pm by dreamfactory

Anders you whore! I put mine 2nd before you!

#6 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:10pm by playfuldesk

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Well he must be the best "nanny" in the world then, since being that you are a woman, you are always irrational. He must always be putting those techniques to good use.

#8 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:12pm by Tippssy

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You are an idiot.

#34 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:25pm by Witchcraft

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dude rapid how about you shut the fuck up.. or "Starchild" quit putting your myspace profile here. first of all myspace is old as fuck and are you that desperate for attention... in every fucking FML you comment about something and you put your link. get a fucking life and quit putting your shit on this website

#46 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:10pm by glassisass

Lol, starchild, a TON of people are doing this now. You started a fad. XD

#50 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:36pm by Intoxicunt

I always figured Starchild was doing it like a signature thing. After all... dotted line.
Somehow, that makes it completely awright.


Also, Tipps has a half point. An irrational woman is preeeetty irrational. You know those guys who never win? Well now OP has found a way to.

#54 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:44pm by DameGreyWulf

sexist asshole. im guessing your alone and cold?

#58 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:11pm by amelia52092

Troll wins.

#62 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:28pm by Tubasaurus

It's not sexism. It's statistics. Obviously you guys are the lonely losers if you haven't been with enough women to recognize this.

#73 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:51pm by Tippssy

It never says what gender the OP is. Idiots. Reading fail.

#74 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:27pm by Intoxicunt

How do you get statistics on irrationality? Isn't that sort of an opinion-based thing unless it's pscyhotic crazy ("THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!") aka actually a mental health problem?

#85 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:37pm by DameGreyWulf

starchild you a fucking pussy. you talk shit but you dont do anything... yea your pathetic. you comments are always stupid as FUCK. no1 gives a damn about you and all you want is attention. get a life and some friends and quit being a douche. and at least i have balls. you pathetic loser. im not like you. your probablay a transexual freak... cut your fucking penis off! hahah get a life

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fuck you mother fucker. yes you mother fucker. yes you you pathetic loser

#86 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:48pm by glassisass

glassisass, you're basically doing the same, talking shit and doing nothing.
You can't do /anything/ over the Internet.
You ARE a pathetic loser lol seriously read your damned post. Cry moar plz.

#95 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:23am by DameGreyWulf

Actually, no. Even though the gender of the OP isn't specified, the OP has a "boyfriend", which means the OP is either

A) A woman, and thus 100% irrational 100% of the time, or
B) Homosexual, and thus 100% irrational 100% of the time.

#99 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:37am by Tippssy

Without being overly politically correct here....chances are OP is a woman for 2 reasons:
1) A lot more heterosexual couples out there than homosexual.
2) (How'd you guess?) More women than men are the "emotional type," which is usually what leads to irrational behaviour.

Logic fail.

#101 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:24am by Veni_13

Nothing better than a hot cup of sexism in the morning!
Perhaps however we should all watch super nanny and use the technique on FMYLIFE posters.
Especially ones who argue over MySpace.

#102 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:30am by andydawg8891

dude i did. im making fun of star. im doing the same thing hes doing on purpose... hes acting like hes so strong and shit so i acted like him. and i even did the
--------------- thing.

#107 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:43pm by glassisass

Maybe you should act like an adult then.

#9 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:12pm by WOLiF_922

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ydi for having a boyfriend



ydi for having hairy toenails....


8th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#10 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:13pm by hairytoenails

Hmm.. irrational. What a good babysitter your BF is! Nah, just kidding. Act more mature?

#11 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:15pm by DovdGraaf

This comment has been moderated.

#12 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:17pm by Dogman332

believe me folks... you don't want to 'show the comment' of #12.
you might get carpel tunnel scrolling thru his jabberwocky D:

#19 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:24pm by mercyFML

mercyFML,
i did not heed your warnings.
i have learnt the errors of my ways.

#20 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:30pm by orchids_torturer

Does he send you to the naughty chair when you've been bad?

#13 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:17pm by ncoppola

lols. That was my first thought. I'm curious as to what is on that reward chart. rahr

#15 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:22pm by mercyFML

If the shoe fits...

#14 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:21pm by Ross_H

Oh god, sorry about the above comment. I let my friend use my account. God, what a weirdo.

#16 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:22pm by Dogman332

Ya, rite. It's always 'a friend'

#56 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:57pm by kukopia

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I love juicy cooter

#17 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:24pm by playfuldesk

Uh, really? Even if you're not childish and/or irrational, Super Nanny is all about dealing with upset people and making them calm down. Since everyone gets mad, irritating or irrational once in a while, word up to the boyfriend for learning valuable skills to smooth things over! That's not some big dig at you, that's just good thinking.

#18 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:24pm by pope_suburban

Let me guess; he tries the 'stay in bed' technique when you're not in the mood?

#21 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:32pm by taz1

stop being irrational.

#23 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:39pm by alsoelp

Who cares? Would you rather your boyfriend handle it in another way which could potentially lead to an argument? Props to your boyfriend.

#24 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:46pm by poeticpunk77

You must be pretty annoying, then.

#25 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:54pm by TheElfThatLied

how come this passed the moderators.. not an fml at all..

today, i sighed, fml!.

#26 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:55pm by dncroy

Take a hint, dumbass

#27 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:04pm by Macthenyfe

Dump him. He like a da penis....

#28 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:07pm by fyourlife88

YOU DESERVE IT for being an immature, childish idiot!!! hahahahahha

#29 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:08pm by noshitsherlock

Does he also spank you til it hurts so good?

#30 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:09pm by tony8pie

i think it is cute,

he is probably sweet guy,

I have no idea how anyone could not see how this is an fml.

#31 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:10pm by GJMO

You deserve it for being a bitch.

#32 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:18pm by RetardedBuddy

Next time he says, "hey baby" i bet it will leave you thinking what the hell he is talking about. On the other hand, stop being suck a crybaby little bitch and he wont have to treat you like one.

#33 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:23pm by donkey_hang_down

I'm waiting for your boyfriend to upload an FML saying "Today, my girlfriend found out i watch super nanny FML"

#38 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:36pm by Ihavenolife149

Well, at least he'll be a good father.

#39 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:36pm by Jagoda_rox69

good for him

#41 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:45pm by Noxx

Ha ha - that is quite funny actually. I watch supernanny a lot and I find it especially funny when its in the US - it just seems more dramatic...no offense to our transatlantic cousins! :0) Maybe your boyf uses those techniques as a coping strategy...I am sure you have your strategies for dealing with him too! :0)

#42 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:52pm by Babybluerose

YDI for acting irrationally

#45 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:58pm by DynamicDave

As annoying as the op sounds, I find the boyfriends comment very condescending. Nobody likes to be treated as a child when they're obviously not.

#49 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:33pm by Triumvirate

Except when they're acting like a child. If someone is acting like a child, you treat them like a child. I think the boyfriend should get kudos for working with the girlfriend he has and not trolling for someone else. At least it shows the boyfriend cares about the OP.

#51 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:40pm by Inoku

You, # 49, are illogical, bordering on irrational.
We don't have the bf's comments for you to find them irrational.
We know he's picked up some techniques for dealing with uncooperative people from watching the show. How do you see that as irrational?

#57 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:01pm by kukopia

Notice I never said a single thing about the boyfriend being irrational. But you already knew that, right?

#91 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:28pm by Triumvirate

So you can use super nanny techniques on irrational girls? Maybe i'll start watching the show.

#52 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:42pm by 3rdDegree

BS and OP bought it.
He watches S.N. 'cause she's got super-sized ta-tas (the nanny, just so the dimwits aren't confused).
He just happened to pick up some of her techniques while watching.
YDI for being irrational.

#55 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:53pm by kukopia

Not a FML.

#59 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm by bookworm124

I feel like adding starchild on myspace just because of these comments.

#60 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:26pm by picturetaker

This isn't that bad. What the fuck? Don't be a bitch, and he won't be either.

#61 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:27pm by TeeParty

My boyfriend does something similar to me too. FYL.

#63 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:34pm by ohnoesddd

Better than if he was getting ideas from UFC. Stop being so irrational.

#64 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:52pm by MaxOfMetal

What an idiot! I hope you use Cesar Milan's tacticts on him when he's irrational. Show him who's pack leader!!!

#65 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:16pm by Jennydew

He doesn't have a period.

#66 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:37pm by Gavik

That tells us all we need to know about you.

#67 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:41pm by ragsy

your boyfriend sounds really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha
best fml like ever

#68 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:41pm by shudder_glasses

YDI for watching a nanny show

#70 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:51pm by tfiggs

You are being irrational now.

#71 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:56pm by blah123blah

so, does it work?

#72 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:09pm by kirstie014

how does she deserve it? so fuking wat if a gurl has her fuking period and cant help that she PMS's all over us men?

#77 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm by bobleheadNS

All women behave like todlers when they get hormonal so i can totally understand him using said methods on you. YDI for being a hormonal bitch like every other woman out there!

#75 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:07pm by LOKIM8

I reiterate: It never says what gender the OP is. Reading fail.
Maybe women are irrational sometimes, but men can't read a simple fucking post, apparently. It's a two way street.

#78 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:45pm by Intoxicunt

I really do adore how the people who claim they're the rational ones are also the ones who wallow in a bunch of baseless, infantile shit. You guys make my argument for me, leaving me with more time to work, go out, and just plain old have an adult life. Really, I do appreciate it.

#76 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:20pm by pope_suburban

Agreed.

#80 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:52pm by Intoxicunt

an irrational woman is a normal women lol

#79 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:48pm by PenNameHere

For all you sickos, no Super Nanny is not a porno. It is a lady that controls psyhcotic children.

#81 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:00pm by mdoglover

so stop acting irrational

#84 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:35pm by alex1432

YDI. You obviously act in a manner of which your homosexual boyfriend found irrational, so quit acting irrational, get him some new TV shows, and continue.

#88 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:04pm by Jincos

Hehe, he COULD use techniques from COPS instead. consider yourself lucky

#89 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:15pm by DbeX

Good for him. At least he cares about you enough to try. If you're going to act like an irrational child then be prepared to be treated like one. Deal.

#92 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:47pm by TheKitsune

Hahahahahaha, so awesome.

#93 - On 09/09/2009 at 12:13am by ashbash92

I should start watching that show.

#94 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:05am by Dragonmouth

lol!!! ahahahahaha!!! the more I think of it, the funnier it is!! it's not a fyl or ydi. it's just freaking funny. but I have to ask, does it work on you?

#96 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:28am by loled1337

that is the funniest thing i've read in a long time. thanks for posting and btw child psychology goes a long way. remember the book all you need to know you learn in kindergarden? at least he's not watching animal planet and saying the same thing.

#97 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:45am by oystersmoke

Well you made him do it

#98 - On 09/09/2009 at 4:43am by spillproof

YDI for having a boyfriend that watches that and for acting irrational on a regular basis.

#100 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:59am by youthink

Maybe u should stop being irrational so often?

#103 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:07am by Brey1013

That's kind of hilarious.

#105 - On 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm by Muse_89

ydi for acting irrational.

#108 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:50pm by Redrosesandrain

At least he didn't use "Dog Whisperer" techniques on you...

#109 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:39pm by asememalaka

lmao

#112 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:03pm by i_am_fire

Hahahahahahaha!

#114 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:30am by fif1189

Woah man... calm down.

#115 - On 09/12/2009 at 11:43am by Gen2105

i am pretty sure you meant to say when you're acting irrationally.

#111 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:52pm by Gillypants

would you rather him watch naked female mud wrestling.

#113 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:40pm by mnkyc_mnkydo

He likes you enough to put up with you even when you're being irrational.. so why are you complaining about it?

#116 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:37pm by containsnosoy

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