Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7094) - you totally deserved it (28073)
On 09/08/2009 at 10:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
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i totally moderated this onee.(:(:(:
Haha justtttt never done that beforee.*
I laughed out loud when I read this onee.(:
#36 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:27pm by lexilovesyou
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Super Nanny is a porno, right? Sweeeeet. What techniques does he specifically use?
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FYL for having a Nanny for a boyfriend :p
#47 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:13pm by youaresofucked
Does anyone miss the days were we couldnt reply to comments and it was just a long, non confusing list of our remarks? I know i do.
#53 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:43pm by too_much_fun
No offense, but the BF sounds queer...what straight guy watches Supernanny??
#82 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:20pm by funnyduck0
O WOW...GEE GEE! Super Nanny is NOT porno. It's a show about a lady coming to help a family out with misbehaving kids and parents that can't control them. #37 FAIL
#83 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:27pm by JustSoLost
If your irrational behavior is comparable to that of a child's on Super Nanny, FY boyfriend's life. Maybe it's his way of telling you to be a bit more mature.
i think you're allowed to be irrational when your boyfriend is watching super nanny...you know, out of fear of his mind disintegrating into an abyss
#69 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:48pm by the_stereotype
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Well he must be the best "nanny" in the world then, since being that you are a woman, you are always irrational. He must always be putting those techniques to good use.
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You are an idiot.
#34 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:25pm by Witchcraft
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dude rapid how about you shut the fuck up.. or "Starchild" quit putting your myspace profile here. first of all myspace is old as fuck and are you that desperate for attention... in every fucking FML you comment about something and you put your link. get a fucking life and quit putting your shit on this website
#46 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:10pm by glassisass
Lol, starchild, a TON of people are doing this now. You started a fad. XD
#50 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:36pm by Intoxicunt
I always figured Starchild was doing it like a signature thing. After all... dotted line.
Somehow, that makes it completely awright.
Also, Tipps has a half point. An irrational woman is preeeetty irrational. You know those guys who never win? Well now OP has found a way to.
#54 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:44pm by DameGreyWulf
It's not sexism. It's statistics. Obviously you guys are the lonely losers if you haven't been with enough women to recognize this.
It never says what gender the OP is. Idiots. Reading fail.
#74 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:27pm by Intoxicunt
How do you get statistics on irrationality? Isn't that sort of an opinion-based thing unless it's pscyhotic crazy ("THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!") aka actually a mental health problem?
#85 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:37pm by DameGreyWulf
starchild you a fucking pussy. you talk shit but you dont do anything... yea your pathetic. you comments are always stupid as FUCK. no1 gives a damn about you and all you want is attention. get a life and some friends and quit being a douche. and at least i have balls. you pathetic loser. im not like you. your probablay a transexual freak... cut your fucking penis off! hahah get a life
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fuck you mother fucker. yes you mother fucker. yes you you pathetic loser
#86 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:48pm by glassisass
glassisass, you're basically doing the same, talking shit and doing nothing.
You can't do /anything/ over the Internet.
You ARE a pathetic loser lol seriously read your damned post. Cry moar plz.
#95 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:23am by DameGreyWulf
Actually, no. Even though the gender of the OP isn't specified, the OP has a "boyfriend", which means the OP is either
A) A woman, and thus 100% irrational 100% of the time, or
B) Homosexual, and thus 100% irrational 100% of the time.
Without being overly politically correct here....chances are OP is a woman for 2 reasons:
1) A lot more heterosexual couples out there than homosexual.
2) (How'd you guess?) More women than men are the "emotional type," which is usually what leads to irrational behaviour.
Logic fail.
Nothing better than a hot cup of sexism in the morning!
Perhaps however we should all watch super nanny and use the technique on FMYLIFE posters.
Especially ones who argue over MySpace.
#102 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:30am by andydawg8891
dude i did. im making fun of star. im doing the same thing hes doing on purpose... hes acting like hes so strong and shit so i acted like him. and i even did the
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#107 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:43pm by glassisass
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ydi for having a boyfriend
ydi for having hairy toenails....
8th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:13pm by hairytoenails
Hmm.. irrational. What a good babysitter your BF is! Nah, just kidding. Act more mature?
#11 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:15pm by DovdGraaf
believe me folks... you don't want to 'show the comment' of #12.
you might get carpel tunnel scrolling thru his jabberwocky D:
mercyFML,
i did not heed your warnings.
i have learnt the errors of my ways.
#20 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:30pm by orchids_torturer
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I love juicy cooter
#17 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:24pm by playfuldesk
Uh, really? Even if you're not childish and/or irrational, Super Nanny is all about dealing with upset people and making them calm down. Since everyone gets mad, irritating or irrational once in a while, word up to the boyfriend for learning valuable skills to smooth things over! That's not some big dig at you, that's just good thinking.
#18 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:24pm by pope_suburban
Who cares? Would you rather your boyfriend handle it in another way which could potentially lead to an argument? Props to your boyfriend.
#24 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:46pm by poeticpunk77
YOU DESERVE IT for being an immature, childish idiot!!! hahahahahha
#29 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:08pm by noshitsherlock
i think it is cute,
he is probably sweet guy,
I have no idea how anyone could not see how this is an fml.
Next time he says, "hey baby" i bet it will leave you thinking what the hell he is talking about. On the other hand, stop being suck a crybaby little bitch and he wont have to treat you like one.
#33 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:23pm by donkey_hang_down
I'm waiting for your boyfriend to upload an FML saying "Today, my girlfriend found out i watch super nanny FML"
#38 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:36pm by Ihavenolife149
Ha ha - that is quite funny actually. I watch supernanny a lot and I find it especially funny when its in the US - it just seems more dramatic...no offense to our transatlantic cousins! :0) Maybe your boyf uses those techniques as a coping strategy...I am sure you have your strategies for dealing with him too! :0)
#42 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:52pm by Babybluerose
As annoying as the op sounds, I find the boyfriends comment very condescending. Nobody likes to be treated as a child when they're obviously not.
#49 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:33pm by Triumvirate
Except when they're acting like a child. If someone is acting like a child, you treat them like a child. I think the boyfriend should get kudos for working with the girlfriend he has and not trolling for someone else. At least it shows the boyfriend cares about the OP.
#51 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:40pm by Inoku
You, # 49, are illogical, bordering on irrational.
We don't have the bf's comments for you to find them irrational.
We know he's picked up some techniques for dealing with uncooperative people from watching the show. How do you see that as irrational?
Notice I never said a single thing about the boyfriend being irrational. But you already knew that, right?
#91 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:28pm by Triumvirate
BS and OP bought it.
He watches S.N. 'cause she's got super-sized ta-tas (the nanny, just so the dimwits aren't confused).
He just happened to pick up some of her techniques while watching.
YDI for being irrational.
I feel like adding starchild on myspace just because of these comments.
#60 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:26pm by picturetaker
Better than if he was getting ideas from UFC. Stop being so irrational.
#64 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:52pm by MaxOfMetal
What an idiot! I hope you use Cesar Milan's tacticts on him when he's irrational. Show him who's pack leader!!!
#65 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:16pm by Jennydew
your boyfriend sounds really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha
best fml like ever
#68 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:41pm by shudder_glasses
how does she deserve it? so fuking wat if a gurl has her fuking period and cant help that she PMS's all over us men?
#77 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm by bobleheadNS
All women behave like todlers when they get hormonal so i can totally understand him using said methods on you. YDI for being a hormonal bitch like every other woman out there!
I reiterate: It never says what gender the OP is. Reading fail.
Maybe women are irrational sometimes, but men can't read a simple fucking post, apparently. It's a two way street.
#78 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:45pm by Intoxicunt
I really do adore how the people who claim they're the rational ones are also the ones who wallow in a bunch of baseless, infantile shit. You guys make my argument for me, leaving me with more time to work, go out, and just plain old have an adult life. Really, I do appreciate it.
#76 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:20pm by pope_suburban
YDI. You obviously act in a manner of which your homosexual boyfriend found irrational, so quit acting irrational, get him some new TV shows, and continue.
#88 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:04pm by Jincos
Good for him. At least he cares about you enough to try. If you're going to act like an irrational child then be prepared to be treated like one. Deal.
#92 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:47pm by TheKitsune
lol!!! ahahahahaha!!! the more I think of it, the funnier it is!! it's not a fyl or ydi. it's just freaking funny. but I have to ask, does it work on you?
that is the funniest thing i've read in a long time. thanks for posting and btw child psychology goes a long way. remember the book all you need to know you learn in kindergarden? at least he's not watching animal planet and saying the same thing.
#97 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:45am by oystersmoke
At least he didn't use "Dog Whisperer" techniques on you...
#109 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:39pm by asememalaka
i am pretty sure you meant to say when you're acting irrationally.
#111 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:52pm by Gillypants
would you rather him watch naked female mud wrestling.
#113 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:40pm by mnkyc_mnkydo
He likes you enough to put up with you even when you're being irrational.. so why are you complaining about it?
#116 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:37pm by containsnosoy
