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Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48495) - you deserved it (4748)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:38pm - love - by LosTits (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Dump that asshole.

#1 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:03pm by Mr_Tuff_Guy

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maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.

#10 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:15pm by PenNameHere

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