Today, I was visiting my girlfriend's house to meet her parents. We were having a nice conversation and her mom then asked "What have you done recently that was great?" I replied without thinking "Your daughter." FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 11:38am - love - by butshewasgreat (man) - United States (North Carolina)
reminds me of an episode of family guy where peter has a flashback of him being interviewed:
Businessman: where do you see youself in five years?
Peter: doing your.......son?
#22 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:40pm by fmlfmlfml15
*in your head* don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife**
#27 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:51pm by _THE_MASTER_
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Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
lol thats a funny episode... "dont say doin ur wife"
#136 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:55am by haha_lmao_rofl
I bet her mother was jealous that she wasn't getting any!
#2 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:04pm by screwtaylor
haha maybe she was gettin some but it wasnt great hahaha being out done by your daughter thats pretty sad
#54 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:12pm by MyzticHydra
Oh, wowww..
Haven't laughed that hard in a couple of days.
Really though, YDI. Think things through.
sometimes its hard, like with general conversations....like "have a good day" i always say "you too"...i know a friend had a conversation with me while i was reading a magazine. teacher walks in, and walks out....friend goes, that guys a dick.....me "I dont like him" *with serious face then back to reading*....he busts out laughing, then has to tell me what is funny...didnt know i said it....lol
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Nah, fake.
#10 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:08pm by Dale_xD
Nah. One time, I was preparing dinner with my girlfriend at the time in her kitchen. Her mom pointed out that she was barefoot and in the kitchen, and I blurted out, "now if she were just pregnant...", completing the joke, or so I thought. Everyone stared.
#13 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:15pm by johnny_doe
Yeah...I rarely call fake, but either this is, or this person is clever far too reflexively. :-P
#52 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:11pm by regalarius
fake?? no.. i have said the same thing cos her mum was being a smart ass.. she took itin good humor tho :)
#109 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:12am by catriona_cd
reflexive, clever, i have made mistakes like that before. but not in such bad situations. I really doubt that its fake, not that its not possibly fake, but i dont think it is.
Nah, I believe it -- probably meant that successfully asking out her daughter was a great accomplishment and didn't think about the wording.
#16 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:20pm by thatpianoguy612
Well there goes all her mothers worries about her little pumpkin butt.
Oh.
Wait.
Nevermind.
#18 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:29pm by redbluegreen
If you had said this to my mom she would have busted her gut laughing and then asked you to be her best friend. x.x
#19 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:35pm by alkanechain
LoL. What a dumb question for her to ask. I feel like mom deserved it. You could have made it into a mother friendly answer by saying "date your daughter."
#28 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:54pm by peanut_dog
that could be easily played off though.
like, "oh I mean bringing her into my life was a really great thing."
#29 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:59pm by hellojessi
Too funny, but YDI for not thinking before speaking.
But look at the bright side, at least ur getting some.
;]
#32 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:04pm by jessicadawg
clever as a joke, but it isn't the kind of thing you say without thinking....
if you were chill with her mom i could see it happening, but not under these circumstances
unless of course her mother looks about your age and you somehow trick yourself into thinking she's your peer
#33 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:06pm by fuckedlikeaho
You sir, are my hero. This is the best answer to a stupid question that I have ever heard. Well done, and keep up the good work.
LOLOLOL unlucky , my GFs mom helps at my school she shouted at me an i replied fuck you ....... i hae going to her house now , very auqerd
#44 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:33pm by jamiew8787
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I thought the mom said "what have you done that was great" not "what have you done that was mediocre"...
#46 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:57pm by donkey_hang_down
No one gives a hoot whether this is fake or not. It made it onto the website, which means that it has the FML style humor that we all come here for. Quit wasting your time commenting with useless garbage.
That aside, I can relate to the OP. I always mix up my thoughts and unintentionally drop sexual innuendos.
Ok what the fuck is the point of the damn site if everyone just makes this crap up? I don't want to read fiction, I could make that crap up myself. And obviously fake shit like this is just stupid.
#80 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:01pm by gummibehrs
This website is mainly only about humor.
Not to post tragic life threating stories which it was supposed to.
Kind of ironic how about 99% is only about tiny little issues in someones day, but if something serious comes along, it doesn't get put in.
FML is for (and I quote the FML FAQ) "everyday anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone"
FAQ much? Guess not. Read more, post less.
What did she say? Hopefully, she had a good sense of humor, (actually, a great sense of humor), and she laughed it off.
#51 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:11pm by Eaglestrike117
Oh come on, how can you say something like that without thinking?
#55 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:15pm by Overlord57
you could have said... your daughter... and then after that say oh no not like that i mean going out wit hher was a great idea because shes so amazing
#60 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:25pm by fuck_OUR_lives
I really don't understand how people can accidently say something like that. It's not like a "your mom" joke, it's something you're serious about....
Unless you brag so much you don't think about it.
Well, at least she is great
#62 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:25pm by DameGreyWulf
I was gonna say YDI, but then I remembered that I have a sense of humor. Good luck with your relationship, man!
hahahaha .. thats awesome... god, that was funny.. but seriously.. think before you speak next time
#74 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:29pm by septemberlovebug
Yeah, this is one of the most made-up stories I've read here.
#79 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:58pm by gummibehrs
OHHHH snap! if i was your gf i would be so pissed cause my parents would kill me! butt,that's fucking awesome dude,sucks for you though :p XD
#82 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:05pm by black_barbie10
I vet she was great if that was the first thing that came into your head. if you were my daughets boyfriend I'd probably laugh just as hard as I did just now.
#94 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:09pm by Subjectzero
Yah! exactly like what 60 said, u should of said something like that after, it would of totally covered ur ass, and get u brownie points from her parents.
Fuck your lifeeee.
But you deserve it.
That's why you THINK before you speak
;)
#105 - On 09/03/2009 at 11:07pm by irrelevantxx
you copy pasta..?
who cares if it's fake or not, i still love it.
epic win.
#113 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:55am by PeacockSHS
That's awesome lol but maybe be a little more subtle next time :P
#111 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:47am by FML_like_a_boss
ydi for being a pig. think before you open your mouth. I'd have slapped you if I was the mom or girlfriend. such an ass.
haha damn..my mom would have grabbed your dick and chopped that shit without hesitation. mad funny haha
#115 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:03am by shitfaced7
Bullshit! That's nobody's immidiate response, I mean it's not like she asked "how are you?". I would bet anything you're just a retard that thought you were being funny. At the very least you didn't realize immidiatley it would be a stupid thing to say given present company, in which case I underestemated your stupidity.
Hahaha, I wonder what the reaction of the parents was... :-P
If I was one of the parents I probably just would have laughed my ass off. :-P
There's just no way. No one's this stupid.
...HOW is that the first thing you thought of saying? How?! x.x
Well, lol.. u could've added something afterwards like: your daughter.. And I were at the park. Or something.. u could've covered it up..
#133 - On 09/04/2009 at 4:52pm by iice_ee
WOW, thats funny as hell. Let's hope that her reply wasnt horribe, but im assuming that is was horrible cuz u didnt post her reply on here.
but seriously --- High 5 ---
#137 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:59am by haha_lmao_rofl
lmfao, after saying somthin like that theres no redeeming yourself with my parents. my dad would probably punch my love, and my mom would probably never let me out of my room again.
I think this is bull, but if it isn't then its hilarious and you're a retarded fuck stick
#140 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:34pm by your_mother
haha thats actually awsum lol
i mean.. that would totali suck for you.. but classic XD
& nice username ;)
#143 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:43pm by laprincessa
Wow! You said that without even thinking? Like, it just POPPED OUT? Holy cow, what are the odds that something that is SO clever to the the rest of the world and SO offensive to the parent could just POP OUT? Wow, the universe works in mysterious ways....or this is fake.
#146 - On 09/09/2009 at 12:35pm by Doc_Holliday
