Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
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"Well, look on the bright side. Your enemies must all be dead too!"
#6 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:52pm by wukong
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Then stand up and be her new friend.
#5 - On 02/22/2009 at 3:15pm by AliSama
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