Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

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  • "Well, look on the bright side. Your enemies must all be dead too!"

    #6 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:52pm by wukong

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  • Then stand up and be her new friend.

    #5 - On 02/22/2009 at 3:15pm by AliSama

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