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Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9049) - you deserved it (16544)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

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