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Today, I came home from a business trip, I walked in to the house to find my husband nowhere to be seen. I called out his name and he came round the corner saying "Coming baby." When he came through the door he said "Oh it's you..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47854) - you deserved it (2030)

On 08/30/2009 at 3:22am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Hmm, well if he was expecting someone else than you have a problem on your hands.

#1 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:10am by Widener2012

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When you get a divorce you get half his shit, because he cheated. FHL.
Yours too.

#6 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:23am by Hannah_Brooke

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