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Today, I came home from a business trip, I walked in to the house to find my husband nowhere to be seen. I called out his name and he came round the corner saying "Coming baby." When he came through the door he said "Oh it's you..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43814) - you deserved it (1754)

On 08/30/2009 at 3:22am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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