Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love

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  • Crawling across a table sure sounds like a brilliant idea.

    Lose some weight.

    #3 - On 02/15/2009 at 7:31pm by J.C.

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  • Contrary to popular belief most tables aren't designed to hold a person's weight, that is unless it's a large banquet table from Ikea, in which case they probably shouldn't make lingerie in those sizes. For the world's sake.

    #30 - On 02/18/2009 at 1:53pm by phunk

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