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Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

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#3 The last thing any child wants is a random stranger looking after them when they are ill.

#2 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm by mike

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I'm confused on what he meant by this.

#9 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:27am by 24788

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